Grampster

A man or woman aged 65 years or older who considers them-self to be a gangster. They are usually thugged out with ghetto wear, and have tattoos all over their bodies.

Did you see that 70 year old Grampster with the flat billed Twins hat? I bet that old bastard is hard as hell and is packin' serious heat.

Guy 1: You better watch out for that Grampster, he won't hesitate to bust a fat cap in your ass.

Guy 2: Yeah but he'll probably break a hip trying to catch me!

I bet sawdust and mothballs would fly out of his pockets if that old ass Grampster fell over!

by Chuck Richards December 18, 2008

Grape Jews

A refreshing drink made from grapes according to Jewish tradition.

Would you like some grape jews?

by St4rk February 14, 2007

Grape Ice cream

Grape icecream refers to anything like awesome, like a girl whos hot- the berrics

Yo whaddup grape ice cream?

by lafwonda my babys daddy is a g March 2, 2009

gramps champ

The overly slow and cautious driver, usually elderly but not necessarily, who manages to stay in front of you in traffic. They turn where you want to turn, exit where you want to exit, and go into the same parking lot you're heading for, and so they are always in the lead. You have trouble passing them because there's only one lane or else traffic volume is just too busy. So much to your frustration, you remain in second place while they undeservingly take the checkered flag!

Jack: "How come you're so late? The movie's about to start!"

Danny: "I was rushing, but I got stuck behind two or three gramps champs on the way here! It was so annoying!"

by GarthF March 7, 2006

Gan-Grape

Gan-Grape. (verb) when one ore more individuals partake in the graping (like the grapist does) of another person(s). This is very different from gang rape which is a horrible crime. Graping someone is simply the act of yelling the word GRAPE and/or throwing grape soda at someone.

GRAPIST: hey! there goes that guy that only drinks pepsi! let's GRAPE 'em!

DUDE: all right, you and me will Gan-Grape him in the mouth!

PEPSI GUY: OHHH NOOO!!!!!! GRAAAAAAP! GRAAAAPE!!! mmmmmm grapey...

by The Grapist's Personal Monkey October 14, 2009

UNWANTED gRAPE and SEXUAL GRASSMENT

When a person persues a celebrity incessantly for a date and doesn't get treated like a princess when it happens.

Hugely exaggerated and unsubstantiated claims from over privelidged females about sexual assault by a men.

Many rape cases are being thrown out of court in the UK now because UNWANTED gRAPE and SEXUAL GRASSMENT are endemic.

Aziz Ansari offered her some wine. “It was white,” Grace said. “I didn’t get to choose and I prefer red, but it was white wine.” She was victim of an unwanted grape . She called Babe.Com and sexually grassed on him.

Adam Sandler unwantedly graped that poor actress. Fortunately she was left unharmed, although she did sexually grass him. It had no affect on his career tho, as it was already finished.

by Captain Trunch January 21, 2018

Racism of the gaps

The claim that all currently unexplained disparities between two given groups or individuals, must be caused by racism.

Inspired by the God of the gaps argument.

Titania McGrath: French-Americans average salary is lower than that of Russian-Americans. I don’t know why, so it must be because of racism.

James Lindsay: That is the «Racism of the gaps» argument.

by Bill deGrasse Nyeson June 19, 2020