Ooey gooey

When a retard is trying to describe something that is melting.

Man 1: those ooey gooey cookies look so scrumptious!
Man 2: dude, I think you might be gay.

by Retd3d May 24, 2024

ooey gooey pooeies

humorous phrase made up by me

i need some ooey gooey pooeies cookies

by GABEBESTX1771 October 19, 2025

Gooey chewy

When you bust in a teeth less woman's mouth whilst she is sucking you off, and instead of stopping she proceeds to suck you for a longer period of time, while rubbing her gums against your cock.

I was at that one bar drinking with some friends, when I suddenly spotted this one beautiful woman. I proceeded to take her into the bar's bathroom where she gave me some good gooey chewy: When you bust in a teeth less woman's mouth whilst she is sucking you off, and instead of stopping she proceeds to suck you for a longer period of time, while rubbing her gums against your cock.

by joefalcone2021 May 26, 2025

gooey ear fumble

The act of a man ejaculating into an elderly persons ear, then slapping them softly across the side of the face, making a point to touch said ear, with a tuna fish and letting out a random sexually explicit battle cry involving an animal of preference.

Martin gooey ear fumbled Margery and screamed "BYGODIFUCKEDAWALRUS!"

by RippedA January 5, 2014

Gooey sponge

After you take you morning shit you take a sponge dip it in the poop water and squeeze the remains into you fiends backpack

“OMG I opened my backpack and got a HUGE whiff of poop, I guess I got gooey sponged”

by juliaholton December 9, 2020

Tru-ey gooey

Masturbating in the shower until you ejaculate into the drain

Optimus: Need me a tru-ey gooey.

by Dicephalon January 31, 2021

asparagus....gooey

A k-poper who posts K-POP reaction videos. (edits)

asparagus....gooey‘s follower: make one of when you tell them you’re from earth

by Miss chancla February 3, 2021