Gonzo mud mohawk

When a man takes a dump on a girls head in the shape of gonzo's nose.
Dude, i totally thaught that chick i hooked up with was ugly so i gonzo mud mohawked her then bolted out of there.
by GonzoMM August 12, 2006
mugGet the Gonzo mud mohawkmug.

Gonzo Nose

When someone takes their penis and lays it on someone’s face, specifically where their nose is.
You still talking to that girl?

No bro, I told her about my fetish and she ghosted me.

What is your fetish?

I’m into giving Gonzo noses.

How do you give someone a gonzo nose?

Lay down.
by PatientZeropointZero December 7, 2022
mugGet the Gonzo Nosemug.

Gonzo Betty

I can’t believe she hucked that 20 foot drop - she is a total Gonzo Betty!
by Amishoney August 14, 2019
mugGet the Gonzo Bettymug.

Blind Gonzo

When you are too drunk or whiskey dicked to do a blind unicorn.
I was so drunk i couldnt give her a blind unicorn, it looked like a blind gonzo.
by bigEVLwhtman August 20, 2018
mugGet the Blind Gonzomug.

gonzo

slower people, typically coming from a hispanic family, a shy quiet type scared to get involved and talk to others
band member: ur not good at this

gonzo: oh *starts crying*
by gonzlazlo November 24, 2021
mugGet the gonzomug.

Gonzo Propaganda

Propaganda that admits it is propaganda, is self-aware that it is propaganda, and is forth right about its intentions as propaganda. Taken from the concept "Gonzo Pornography" - ie pornography where the "actors" are aware of the camera.

By being open about the persuasive position, the arguer is motivated to maintain honesty and integrity and source validity in their proposals.

It is intended as a distributed and independent "blogging" or argument position to contrast directly with the Zero Hedge - Tyler Durden (multiple anonymous Russian-connected authors) model. It is a way in which people with Western Democratic values -- and no financial or government incentive -- who are working independently to enhance their country's public diplomatic image can contribute in genuine, authentic, and meaningful ways.
Wow, Mike went all out with his blog post on why the USA is still a great place for Muslims to come, live , and be free to enjoy life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness -- that was one of the most effective pieces of gonzo propaganda I've ever seen.
by pooplex June 26, 2016
mugGet the Gonzo Propagandamug.

Gonzo

Referring to someone as “Gonzo” means they’re extremely popular, likable, are sexy/hella thicc and get lots of hot sweaty men flooding their dms with proclamations of love and envy (seeing as Gonzo also means peak alpha male). They may act tough on the outside, but in reality are sweeties to the bone and will hug you when you need it most.
Gee willikers, that Gonzo has gone and stole all my bitches again. Ahh, I can’t stay mad at him because his face is so pretty and his butt is so gorgeous.
by NotGonzo6969 August 7, 2022
mugGet the Gonzomug.

Share this definition