by vixqan May 21, 2023
Get the Gobble Smacklemug. when your'e late for work but your'e getting a blowjob so you hobble while she gobbles to get your clothes on
goddammit .watermelondrea wouldnt stop gobble hobbling me this morning
teacher: why are you late?
you: my girlfriend gave me a gobble hobble this morning sorry:(
teacher: why are you late?
you: my girlfriend gave me a gobble hobble this morning sorry:(
by BARBECUESAUCEONMYTITTIES April 24, 2018
Get the gobble hobblemug. by Robin_kys August 9, 2017
Get the pussy gobblemug. by Throbbin_Rob November 9, 2019
Get the schlong gobbledmug. by Mentalmethhead March 11, 2020
Get the Ass gobblemug. Notorious act of violently head butting a victim unconscious and then giving them a blowjob whilst they’re out cold. Particularly popular method of assault in Dundee, Scotland.
Person 1: “Ya see Wee Big Clossie last night? the raj bastard was laying into some shower ay shit that was gettin’ cheeky with him”
Person 2: “Aye, was fuckin mortal man. He noshed the cunt off with a right good Dundee Gobble”
Person 2: “Aye, was fuckin mortal man. He noshed the cunt off with a right good Dundee Gobble”
by ScotsExposed July 26, 2018
Get the Dundee Gobblemug. 