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Gob Less America

"Gob Less America" is an inspirational song asking America to spit ("gob") less.

It is traditionally sung in the seventh-inning stretch at baseball games, because research has shown a lot of spitting goes on in the eighth and ninth innings.
Cindy had just sucked a huge wad of man chowder from Bobbi's dong, and couldn't decide whether to spit or swallow.

Then she remembered the song "Gob Less America" from the baseball game, and swallowed.
by scodder May 25, 2010
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Goo gobs

The white slippy liquid that comes out of a niggas phallus
She was slobbin on my nob like corn on the cob when an abundance of goo gobs shot out my phallus at quick speeds
she caught that hearty load of goo gobs
by Woodahlee June 15, 2016
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ever lasting gob stopper

A color changing glass bowl with a large reservoir and a shape that makes all the resin drip back into the fire, so that every last bit goes to a good home. Waste not, want not.
This bowl took a long time to get kicked, it's the Ever Lasting Gob Stopper.
by Teh ded Pope April 11, 2005
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one hell of a gobbed up mess

adj. - term used to describe the inevitable outcome of any home improvement project involving painting, caulking, foam insulating, grouting, mudding, etc.
Do It Yourselfer #1: "It looks like Helen Keller caulked this tub!"
Do It Yourselfer #2: "Yeah, it's one hell of a gobbed up mess."
by Mowatt boyyyyyyyyyy April 3, 2005
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gob grenade

When you cum into someone's mouth and they spit it back into their hand and throw it at you.
by Knobgobbler84 November 17, 2017
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gib gob

"hey, he suck gob lmao"
gib gob: to sucketh thy gobeth
by niggeragua32 April 15, 2021
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Gob a smoggle

react in a scared or surprised way
"When that possum jumped out, I gobbed a smoggle!"

"You always gob a smoggle when a bird flies too close to you."
by what am i doing here. September 27, 2024
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