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Gob Less America

"Gob Less America" is an inspirational song asking America to spit ("gob") less.

It is traditionally sung in the seventh-inning stretch at baseball games, because research has shown a lot of spitting goes on in the eighth and ninth innings.
Cindy had just sucked a huge wad of man chowder from Bobbi's dong, and couldn't decide whether to spit or swallow.

Then she remembered the song "Gob Less America" from the baseball game, and swallowed.
by scodder May 25, 2010
mugGet the Gob Less Americamug.

Goo gobs

The white slippy liquid that comes out of a niggas phallus
She was slobbin on my nob like corn on the cob when an abundance of goo gobs shot out my phallus at quick speeds
she caught that hearty load of goo gobs
by Woodahlee June 15, 2016
mugGet the Goo gobsmug.

ever lasting gob stopper

A color changing glass bowl with a large reservoir and a shape that makes all the resin drip back into the fire, so that every last bit goes to a good home. Waste not, want not.
This bowl took a long time to get kicked, it's the Ever Lasting Gob Stopper.
by Teh ded Pope April 11, 2005
mugGet the ever lasting gob stoppermug.

one hell of a gobbed up mess

adj. - term used to describe the inevitable outcome of any home improvement project involving painting, caulking, foam insulating, grouting, mudding, etc.
Do It Yourselfer #1: "It looks like Helen Keller caulked this tub!"
Do It Yourselfer #2: "Yeah, it's one hell of a gobbed up mess."
by Mowatt boyyyyyyyyyy April 3, 2005
mugGet the one hell of a gobbed up messmug.

gobs

wow why would you type gobs in like how bored do you have to be any way welcome to the cool kids club
Gobs
by 42069haha December 7, 2021
mugGet the gobsmug.

got a gob

Gamer speak for please don’t interrupt me as I am chase/killing a very elusive enemy with extra goodies.
My wife is playing Diablo Immortal on her iPhone with her air pods and I yell “can you hear me?” And she tersely replies “Got a Gob” which I instantly recognize as her trying to kill a special enemy (Goblin) who carries special goodies, and I back off mute. Gamer quick speak for STFU
by Mister Straight April 8, 2023
mugGet the got a gobmug.

Gib Gob a Job

When you give a goblin a job, and he winds up sending your company into the underworld because he's outlived the board with his 300 years of pension backing him.

Will often turn Yellow once they find out about the Simpsons, White People, and Thorium.

example: Bill Gates
The Did(diddo)'s gib gob a job, evidence were real.
by Bongchillacoppa January 25, 2024
mugGet the Gib Gob a Jobmug.

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