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Gob Less America

"Gob Less America" is an inspirational song asking America to spit ("gob") less.

It is traditionally sung in the seventh-inning stretch at baseball games, because research has shown a lot of spitting goes on in the eighth and ninth innings.
Cindy had just sucked a huge wad of man chowder from Bobbi's dong, and couldn't decide whether to spit or swallow.

Then she remembered the song "Gob Less America" from the baseball game, and swallowed.
by scodder May 25, 2010
mugGet the Gob Less Americamug.

Goo gobs

The white slippy liquid that comes out of a niggas phallus
She was slobbin on my nob like corn on the cob when an abundance of goo gobs shot out my phallus at quick speeds
she caught that hearty load of goo gobs
by Woodahlee June 15, 2016
mugGet the Goo gobsmug.

ever lasting gob stopper

A color changing glass bowl with a large reservoir and a shape that makes all the resin drip back into the fire, so that every last bit goes to a good home. Waste not, want not.
This bowl took a long time to get kicked, it's the Ever Lasting Gob Stopper.
by Teh ded Pope April 11, 2005
mugGet the ever lasting gob stoppermug.

one hell of a gobbed up mess

adj. - term used to describe the inevitable outcome of any home improvement project involving painting, caulking, foam insulating, grouting, mudding, etc.
Do It Yourselfer #1: "It looks like Helen Keller caulked this tub!"
Do It Yourselfer #2: "Yeah, it's one hell of a gobbed up mess."
by Mowatt boyyyyyyyyyy April 3, 2005
mugGet the one hell of a gobbed up messmug.

Gob

slang for “go out bad
kayden got beat up
jurnee: noo kayden you gob!
by omggseminole December 25, 2023
mugGet the Gobmug.

International Gobs Day

"International Gobs Day" on December 31st is a globally celebrated occasion dedicated to recognizing and appreciating the invaluable contributions of gobs worldwide. Gobs, referring to a colloquial term for the myriad of essential but often overlooked tasks and roles performed by individuals across various professions and walks of life, are honored on this day.

The day serves as a reminder to acknowledge the often unsung heroes who diligently carry out tasks ranging from janitorial work to administrative duties, from caregiving responsibilities to customer service roles, and beyond. International Gobs Day highlights the significance of every role in maintaining the functionality and harmony of society.

On this day, organizations and communities may host events, express gratitude through gestures such as appreciation letters or small tokens of acknowledgment, or simply take a moment to reflect on the importance of the diverse array of roles that gobs fulfill.

In essence, International Gobs Day is a time to celebrate the often unseen but indispensable efforts of individuals who contribute to the smooth operation of various sectors, fostering a sense of recognition, appreciation, and unity on a global scale.
by Bejder April 8, 2024
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Gib Gob a Job

When you give a goblin a job, and he winds up sending your company into the underworld because he's outlived the board with his 300 years of pension backing him.

Will often turn Yellow once they find out about the Simpsons, White People, and Thorium.

example: Bill Gates
The Did(diddo)'s gib gob a job, evidence were real.
by Bongchillacoppa January 25, 2024
mugGet the Gib Gob a Jobmug.

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