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Speed Goat

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Slang name for the North American Pronghorn (Antilocapra americana). So named due to it's close resemblance to a goat and it's incredible speed.

While it's difficult to measure their speed, most sources state upwards of 70 Km/h, and they're known to be the second fastest land animal, second only to the cheetah, but able to sustain higher speeds for longer distances than the cheetah.
Oh, Crap! We're going to hit that speed goat. Duck! Why do they hang out near the highway?

I've given up hunting speed goats because they taste like a cross between a Slim Jim and sagebrush.
by Sigmo January 2, 2011
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Scape Goat

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Person or Persons to lay blame upon when something goes wrong
Daniel: uh oh, I have just deleted a database off the server
Gareth: Quick we need a scape goat!
Daniel: I know lets blame Lee and say he did it.
by DanTMan December 8, 2009
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Sober as a goat

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An expression that Bobby made up and has no actuall meaning.especially since he's the only one who uses this expression
Bobby "I'm sober as a goat"
Everyone else: is that even an expression?
by Not Bobby July 2, 2016
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1. Stoked to the uppermost degree.
2. Something is going well and you're feeling the need to express you're enthusiasm at it's sucess.
1. On a good day you say "I'm stoked as a goat!"
2. Situation example: You've just done some particuarly nice welds and the girder is properly solid as an ox. So you say: "Ahhhhh, Stoked as a goat!"
by DuneFish January 31, 2004
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Space Goat

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A pejorative term for the Draenei, a playable race from the World of Warcraft video game. The nickname is earned by the fictitious humanoids because they possess horns and a leg structure reassembling that of goats, along with an overall appearance and lore which is very science fiction-esque compared to the aesthetics of other playable WoW races.
I rolled a space goat cause belfs are fuckin' gay.
by rma56 November 4, 2010
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A pubic goatee found on a male's scrotum.
"Hey, I like your goatee."

"Oh yeah? You should see my scrote goat!"
by Ashton Francis November 24, 2005
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