Goobing

To goob or goobing is when a person laughs or giggles, followed by a large amount of excrement to exit the body, usually in the form of a sneeze or cough for nasal mucus, but can also be flatulence, or blood.

You almost goobed. They are goobing. This guy just goobed everywhere. It was so funny when she goobed.

by miss_greeny October 21, 2025

GloobNut

When a peacock whale burd bird burger eats the toenail on

I have gloobnut

by Craighasalist69 November 27, 2025

Goobing

The act of covering oneself In Phlegm

Person 1: "Dude I've been goobing alot recently and look how soft my skin is now"
Person 2: "Oh wow man! I need to start goobing too!"

by TheRotMan January 2, 2026

Snow Globing

If or when you have the unfortunate luck to live in the Northern states or climates, and it snows so hard you cant see 10 feet in front in front of your car, or out the window.

Hal: " Carl... why did it take you so long to get home tonight??"
Carl: " man, it was Snow Globing so bad I couldn't even find the car when I got out of WalMart"

by PETE359 January 11, 2014

Snow-Globing

The art of partaking in Bukkake in zero gravity, utilizing the propulsion of the male ejaculate from considerable distance.

The interior of the shuttle ended up looking like a Winter Wonderland after Freddy and the Crew had finished Snow-Globing their participant.

by Snow-Globing February 22, 2015

Finger-Globbing

When your constipated so you stick your whole hand up your ass and feel around for chunks to open up some poop & fart flow.

I was so drunk at that party the other day. The whole party of 60 people all joined me in a big finger-globbing sesh in the woods

by CloudSmoke April 12, 2015

straight Goobin

The act of doing something silly, out of pocket, or comically dumb for the sole purpose of being funny or weird

“That kid over there is straight goobin. He just backflipped into a garbage can.”

by Definitely very smart May 2, 2024