gin tears

The soul crushing depression and guilt that grips you the morning after the night before. A hangover of such monumental proportions that although you want to cry, your poor dehydrated body can only produce one solitary oily gin-scented tear. see oily gin tears

He woke, with gummed-up eyelids and fiery mouth and a back that seemed to be broken. Two gin tears trickled down the sides of his nose.

by keenytn1 December 23, 2008

gin the system

to find ways of avoiding or breaking the rules of an organization, system etc, in order to achieve what you want
(similar to 'beat the system'

I gin the system by simply putting a period in the required form fields that I deem unimportant.

by spheregasser July 31, 2021

Gin-gur

The mispronunciation of ginger because Rocky Lynch can't pronounce words correctly.

"Gin-gur lemonade." "that says ginger!"

by Ross Lynch Trash August 27, 2017

Gin Jammer

Any type of gin mixed with a Kool-Aid Jammer

I'm not drinking the kool-aid, I'm drinking a Gin Jammer

by I am attending December 16, 2018

gin shopping

Pouring gin (or another alcoholic beverage) down someone's butt crack and drinking it. Kind of like a body shot but with a hairy and homoerotic twist.

"Dude, I can't believe we went gin shopping together last night! That party was wild! Is there hair in my teeth?"

by Chester P. January 09, 2013

Gin throat

When you wake up in the morning after drinking lots of gin and coke. The caffine and the alcohol are both diuretics and thus you wake up in the morning incredibly thirsty and with a incredibly husky voice that makes you sound like batman.

Ahhhh man have you got gin throat ?
God yes, The joker must be stopped !

by superflanker August 11, 2009

gin gina

The girl equivalent to a whisky dick. When a girl drinks to much and cannot get wet enough to fuck.

"Becky did you get lucky with that guy last night?" "No Stacy, I got gin gina and we couldn't find lube."

by general_buttsecs January 02, 2015