by Dixynormus84 November 27, 2023
Get the minceing gelmug. When you are masturbating (usually when seated) and ejaculate in the air which results in the semen landing on your head. You then have to stand up, go to a mirror, and slick your hair back Pauly D style.
Person 1-ayy why is Jim’s hair like that?
Person 2-he’s got a jersey boy’s hair gel
Person 1-ohh that explains y his hair is slicked back pauly d style
Person 2-he’s got a jersey boy’s hair gel
Person 1-ohh that explains y his hair is slicked back pauly d style
by anonymous May 1, 2023
Get the A Jersey Boy’s Hair Gelmug. 
When you're a jackass that doesn't smile for your school portrait and sit there like a dipshit with a blank expression on your face.
Kid 1: Mitchell's dumbass didn't smile for the photographer at school today
Kid 2: Yeah but that's a fuckin badass gel picture
Kid 2: Yeah but that's a fuckin badass gel picture
by Made Werritt September 8, 2020
Get the Gel Picturemug. by Waffle Muffin Pufferfish November 21, 2019
Get the kick someone who has hair gel daymug. A symptom of showering tierd -
When one showers in a reduced state of awakeness that they momentarily forget the application of shower gel and therefore are caught in an infinite loop of reapplying shower gel.
When one showers in a reduced state of awakeness that they momentarily forget the application of shower gel and therefore are caught in an infinite loop of reapplying shower gel.
Mark: Adam was never seen again, legend has it his skin was bright red when they found him.
Leo: Ah the Shower Gel Paradox it's becoming an epidemic.
Leo: Ah the Shower Gel Paradox it's becoming an epidemic.
by MrDeeny May 23, 2023
Get the Shower Gel Paradoxmug. GEL stands for a type of highschool that has pussyies istead of students but every time GEL has a soccer game against EPAL they win.
by To mouni ths manas sou December 24, 2020
Get the GELmug.