Germ

Short for German/Germanic, and is a derogatory word for any and all white people, but especially those who either have Germanic ancestry (Scandinavia, Germany, etc.), or who speak a Germanic language, such as English.

Mark: You suck at CoD, lobsterback >: )

Chad: Stfu, you insignificant Germ! Before I come over there and go berserker on you…

by Amogus Sussi Baka September 16, 2022

arse germ

An arse germ is a lowlife scumbag who was conceived from left over jism running down an arse crack. They are closely related genetically to shit cunts

You are a fuckin lower than a shit cunt mate. You're nothin but a slimy fuckin arse germ.

by Cuntrycunt March 4, 2017

Germ martyr

Someone who shows up to work as a sacrifice while sick but shared his sickness with everyone else

David is being a germ martyr today but it’s only going to make us all sick AF

by Kittykiacz December 12, 2018

It's Germ-x

A way to inform someone that a liquid on a table is just hand sanitizer. (Not to be confused with the phrase "you're an idiot")

A pregnant woman offers someone a towel to clean up " whatever is on the table." Someone else harmlessly replies: "It's Germ-x," and then gets sent to vice principal's office, where he is then sent to ISD for the rest of the day.

by Innocence. February 15, 2019

Germ

Germ (guh, erm). You say it after a serious sentence to uplift the mood.

P1: "How are you germ?"
P2: "I'm okay, kinda sad germ"

by Penguino0607 May 18, 2024

sperm germ

A sexually transmitted disease that is carried, delivered, or spread by the male species. (Examples; HIV, herpes, syphilis, gonorrhea)

Suzy: My vagina is very itchy and it hurts.
Jane: Is it a yeast infection?
Suzy: I met Bob at last weeks rave. We had sex twice, but I think he gave me a SPERM GERM.
Jane: Oh no! You better see a doctor.

by MuscleNuts December 6, 2012

smack germ

When a person gives oral sex with cold sores

Kenny asked if she was given him smack germ

by Tire shop tony May 20, 2022