Germs on you

When your friend is sick and they jokingly want to give you their sickness.

Lily: *touches Katie* "Germs on you!!"
Katie: "Oi Lily!!"

by brooklynlikespizza April 26, 2022

Female germ

A female who allows every guy hit raw.

“I don’t like condoms” that girl is a female germ

by R1616 November 02, 2020

Penile germ

1) Any sort of STD.

2) An infection of the penis

3) a reference to a very small penis

1) "ive got a nasty penile germ"
2) He doesn't have a big dick, he has a penile germ

by mabolzichjjl September 28, 2010

forever germs

Germs coming from human feces, snot , and puke.

Keep your forever germs away from me.

by Crazy_asian01 April 17, 2016

Germ Donor

Someone who sneezes proudly and without protection.

Frank: Aatchoooo-ah!
Jim: Well thank you Germ Donor.

by peterbruce01 January 08, 2009

It's Germ-x

A way to inform someone that a liquid on a table is just hand sanitizer. (Not to be confused with the phrase "you're an idiot")

A pregnant woman offers someone a towel to clean up " whatever is on the table." Someone else harmlessly replies: "It's Germ-x," and then gets sent to vice principal's office, where he is then sent to ISD for the rest of the day.

by Innocence. February 16, 2019

a Germ-X Percent

A fast and fun way of saying “99.99%”.

Coined from the “Germ-X” claim: “Effective at eliminating 99.99% of many common harmful germs and bacteria in as little is 15 seconds.”

I may not have finished it, but I at least got a Germ-X Percent done.

by BQ Atkin November 02, 2022