Dad-gazing

When your father wants to keep sitting around and talking on the jobsite after a twelve hour workday.

I didn't have enough time to make my appointment because my father was busy dad-gazing.

by Assthrasher2000 May 4, 2018

Shlid-gazing

When you are talking to someone and you cannot help but notice how bad their shlid is and your eyes are drawn to it.

(taken from star gazing)

Was talking to Luke Taylor and couldnt help but Shlid-Gaze, was awkward

Went to an astronamy class with Luke Taylor, wasnt star-gazing but Shlid-gazing

by hgjkdfls; July 29, 2012

lower-your-gaze

Lowering your gaze is simple: avoid looking at the opposite gender, the past of others they don’t want you to see, things that incite jealousy, and things that anger you. This concept can be applied in many ways, but it’s a command in our deen: "O believing men, lower your gaze." Think of it as keeping your head down and getting to work—don't focus on others; focus on yourself.

- “damn, she bad?”

- “lower-your-gaze”

by LYG July 9, 2024

Cattle gazing

People watching. But with more of a far away look. And less emotion.

While Dij and Liz were in Cinema Beer, Dij turned around to see what Liz was upto, she stared out the window, silently cattle gazing.

by DeathByDrum April 5, 2024

gaze-bait

An online video (esp. a repeating "short") that features an admonition to "watch to the end!" or "wait for it!" and then there's nothing to see. A form of clickbait.

The "Shorts" section on Facebook is getting clogged by anticlimactic gaze-bait.

by anonymous July 22, 2024

Anal gazing

To expose your butt-hole to the sun in an attempt to recharge your body.

Typically this is performed naked with you on your hands and knees, typically with your head down and back slanted to properly expose your dot.

Hey Bronte, wanna go do some anal gazing?

by JohnSugar December 7, 2022

Colin gazing

The act of dropping trouser, and displaying your glorious butthole to the sun and taking in its nutrients. Typically performed in the downward dog position, however many variants exist in order to get the correct angle.

I spent the morning Colin gazing on my patio. I feel rejuvenated and ready to face day.

I walked in on her Dad colon gazing in the backyard. I don’t think I can go back there.

by NoNippleHavingGoblin April 22, 2023