Gareth

He’s always moody and clumsy doing things like tripping over binss. He constantly looks hungover and can’t control his temper. He does weird chicken dances when he thinks no ones looking and has weird funny eyebrows he can’t stop raising. He couldn’t control a goldfish to save his life and is such a mummy’s boy . He gets very rude and stressed easily and can be very cringey overall he is quite funny but with people laughing at rather than with him.

Gosh did u see that chicken dance Gareth just performed wasn’t that hilarious

by Sussex rat November 2, 2019

Gareth

When a large man has a penis that is not in proportion to his body size. When it looks as if a midgets penis was transplanted on to a average mans body.

Girl No. 1: Yeah Gareth Delap has such a midget dick

or

Girl No. 1: dude you have such a midget dick.

Gareth Delap: yea but my girlfriend loves to floss with it.

by haha! feck u! November 14, 2010

gaytheism

The denomination of a gay person who also believes in a higher power. Due to hatred from relegious groups, the gay person pretends to be atheist in front of his/her gay friends to avoid gaytred.

"Is Michael going to the Christmas tree lighting this year?"

"No. Ever since his coming out party, he's converted to gaytheism."

by Big CU January 9, 2008

Gaytheist

Pretty self explanatory: a gay atheist.

Person 1: I’m a bisexual Christian.
Person 2: I’m a Jewish lesbian.
Person 3: I’m a straight agnostic.
Person 4: I’m a gaytheist.

by nutella137 January 25, 2021

Gareth

Is this even a name?

Is Gareth coming?
Who would ever name a child Gareth?

by Jsrach February 26, 2018

Gareth Reilly

Prick.

You are a Gareth Reilly

by maddykin October 17, 2010

Gareth

A British slang term for a particularly strong and addictive variety of marijuana, generally very expensive and rare.

Normal grass just isn't doing it for me at the moment, old chap... I think I'll procure some Gareth.

by FactFinder November 13, 2014