Garretted

When you have to shit so bad, but are forced to hold it in and don’t quite make it to the toilet. Having to leave your pants, shoes and socks in the bathroom while leave dressed like Donald Duck

Cameron: dude hurry up I gotta shit.

Mike: pulls into chevron watching Cameron waddle in the bathroom.

Cameron: (texting mike) dude I didn’t make it. I GARRETTED. How many people are out there

by T.F.M. March 13, 2020

Garrett Cantiflas Icenhower

A swell lad, one who perhaps isn't straight but overall still gives everyone a great time.

~Man I just pulled a Garrett Cantiflas Icenhower on that guy

~No freaking way you just Garrett Cantiflas Icenhower'ed

~Both: SKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKKSKSKSKSsksksksk

by Sneed d'Elaine September 19, 2021

Garren

He is literally my hubby.

Bro you know Garren Cade Shlong. Yeah he's soooo hot.

by Wadeism69notgay65 January 9, 2022

Garrett Manes

Garrett Manes is netcode, Netcode is Garrett manes

Garrett Manes turns someone then proceeds to call it netcode. Heres how it goes down "Sorry _____ that had to be some netcode"

by NETCODEGM October 28, 2022

Garrett Wilson

The man who robbed Kenneth Walker from offensive rookie of the year despite Walker having more first place votes

What do you mean Garrett Wilson won oroy(offensive rookie of the year) over Kenneth Walker he had 1000 rushing yards in only 12 games fuck the jets

by Thesauce1234 February 25, 2023

Garrett

Will not shut the fuck up about the government or how bad his car is (and yet he claims it is better than mine).
Complete gearhead.
Absolutely no sexual attraction to anything except his shitass car.
Not a bad guy in the slightest, but his interests are a little narrow.
Nickname is Gort.

"Gort (Garrett) do be pullin' up tho frfr no cap ongaishiye."

by BigBoiMac9459 April 8, 2023

getting garried

Getting fucked so hard you get sent to the hospital

Yo did you hear about jenise? She was getting garried last Saturday

by Milfordisratchet November 14, 2014