Garage Dawg

White suburban males who in high school smoked cigarettes in their mom’s garage, listened only to Pearl Jam, and try to recreate their high school glory days by drinking sub-par alcohol, attending too many concerts, puking on strangers at concerts, buying concert posters to decorate their man caves, holding annual men-only gatherings in the desert, and undervalue the women in their lives. While these men are productive members of society with good paying careers, they are still are victims of the “failure to launch” syndrome.

Look at that guy - a PBR in one hand and a perfectly stored concert poster in the other. If he had a third hand he’d grope an unsuspecting chick. Oh no…he just barfed on the girl in front of him. What a garage dawg.

by Miklovelka May 16, 2023

Garage dooring

When you tape the bottom of an open beer can on the metal bar on the inside of your garage door, hit the button to open the door and stand under the can and drink the beer as it pours out.

Q: “Why are you covered in beer?” A: “We were just garage dooring and only half of the beer spilled on me!”

by MasterBates61704 January 30, 2022

Garage Sale

When a skier/snowboarder wipes out HARD. Usually results in eqipment going one way, clothes and goggles going another way, and the actual person eating shit.

Guy 1 on the chairlift: Dude did you see that shit!
Guy 2 on the chairlift: I know man, poor guy had a complete garage sale.

by Kanary November 16, 2010

garage sale

An innuendo for anal sex.

If 'garage sale' was an innuendo for anal sex I would snicker more on weekends

by buckeh November 29, 2013

Garage is full

When a girl is having her time of the month. It just sounds more pleasant than saying . Hey, I've got my period. Or the lame ass , aunt flo is here. And using the word car as another term for tampon is even better than saying tampon.

I can't believe my garage is full. Can you goto the store and get me some cars please?

by Roxxknows June 10, 2016

Garage Dinner

A garage dinner is when you cant be bothered cooking and just buy dinner from a garage as you are passing by, completely unhealthy and probably shortening your life span at the same time. The garage dinner is used more by single men who live on there own than any other demographic.

Whats for dinner tonight? Nothing exciting I will probably just have a garage dinner.

by Hobbitses12 March 14, 2018

garage dick

A bunch of hair that covers your dick. When the pubic hair is longer than penis.

Wow man that's a nice hairy Garage Dick.

by BIGG LOGG June 21, 2014