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Random Guess Theorem 

n. The act of allowing randomness to take over and guide oneself to their destiny.
Joe Bloggs didn't study for his test but still aced it by applying the Random Guess Theorem.

Text-guess 

Noun / Verb.

Upon noticing one has received a text, the hypothesis one makes regarding who it was that just texted them, prior to checking the phone for confirmation or contradiction.

It only counts if the message guessed upon is the first of a conversation.
Example 1:

*Bzzzt*
John: "Man, I bet that's Ryan texting me."
Evan: "Really? Why?"
John: "I was talking to him before today about hanging out."
John: *checks phone*
Evan: "Was it him?"
John: "Yeah."
Evan: "Nice text-guess, man."

Example 2:

*Bzzzt*
Alex (in thought): "That better not be Jena texting me.

Damn it, I know it's going to be her."
Alex: *checks phone*
Alex: "AH, SHIT!"
James: "What's up?"
Alex: "It was Jena, again. I text-guessed it and everything, too."
Text-guess by AmINotClever January 14, 2010

Wild guess 

1: When you are guessing or think you know the answer, but are uncertain.
2: You have absolutely no idea, so your just picking an answer at random.
3: Predict or estimate without sufficient information.
1: But let's take a wild guess here: many mothers do the same!

2: Anything beyond that would be a wild guess, especially when one considers that mobile cellular and the Internet barely existed two decades ago.
Wild guess by Luizeto June 12, 2017

I don't guess 

When you don't know, but also don't want to make an educated guess about the potential future state.
Joe: She asked me to marry her
Jojoe: What did you answer?
Joe: I don't guess
I don't guess by tetterman September 6, 2020

Wild cherry guess 

when you are telling someone to guess but your mad and your trying show them your being sarcastic about and its a rhetorical question.
"what the fuck do you think take a wild cherry guess"

Here We Are, I Guess 

An upcoming video game by little-known video game designer NESS. It's inspired by EarthBound and UNDERTALE.
Hey, have you heard of "Here We Are, I Guess"? I bet it's gonna be the funnest game ever!