The Greasy Breakfast Link is a sexual act that is performed by slathering up your man meat with lube then slipping your stiff morning wood into your wife's or girlfriend's vagina waking her up to a little morning surprise.
Jordon grabbed his tube of KY Warming Gel from the night stand and lubed up his engorged knob. He then slipped it in his girlfrend Becky's tight meat glove and gave her a Greasy Breakfast Link.
by Eaton Holgoode June 24, 2009
Get the Greasy Breakfast Link mug.The greasy remains from an inadequate ass wiping. Ultimately will cause burning and/or itching until propertly cleaned. The cause of skid-marks in a persons drawers.
by biffula September 2, 2006
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1. A Food, In which you eat, That will make you have a bowel movement (Take a shit) in a matter of minutes after you eat it.
2. Something going completely wrong very quickly (Going to Shit)
3. Taking a very quick bowel movement (Shit)
2. Something going completely wrong very quickly (Going to Shit)
3. Taking a very quick bowel movement (Shit)
1. "OMG! I think I just ate a Grease Bullet from Taco Bell!"
2. "All our Systems are down! Its Like its riding a Grease Bullet"
3. "Hold on a sec. I have to fire off a Grease Bullet Real Quick"
2. "All our Systems are down! Its Like its riding a Grease Bullet"
3. "Hold on a sec. I have to fire off a Grease Bullet Real Quick"
by Jim Reed April 20, 2006
Get the Grease Bullet mug.A small cafe or beanery that serves fried and deep-fried foods. The food is often delicious and always bad for you.
by Bumkicker Slade May 7, 2005
Get the greasy spoon mug.The act of rubbing your unwiped anus (typically following a bowel movement) on a doorknob, thereby leaving a slimy, shitty doorknob for the next unlucky soul who touches it.
This could also possibly be performed with a bad case of Louisiana Swamp Ass.
Additionally, it could be the icing on the cake following a good Upper Decker.
This could also possibly be performed with a bad case of Louisiana Swamp Ass.
Additionally, it could be the icing on the cake following a good Upper Decker.
by Mortachi September 9, 2006
Get the Greasy Pablo mug.Only the loudest whiner gets what he wants. ("The wheel that squeaks the loudest / Is the one that gets the grease.")
We all wanted the last bit of water, but since Hector whined all afternoon about being parched, Dad gave it to him. I guess the squeaky wheel gets the grease.
by J Basc January 1, 2008
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