graveyard fuck

This is where a male person has sex with a woman of advanced age, quite literally old enough to be his granny. There is no love involved, it is usually done for a bet or some other reason. If the woman is rich or a celebrity, the male becomes known as a 'toy-boy'. If a woman indulges in a graveyard fuck, it's invariably with a man who is rich and powerful and she expects marriage to result. She's in it purely for the money so I suppose that makes her a whore and therefore it's not really a graveyard fuck..

Look at that old bat blowin' kisses at Jed!
Well, that's what happens when you get pissed and have a graveyard fuck.

by Croatalin February 19, 2014

Grapes on a Plate

The best game for the iPod Touch/iPhone. It has a really awesome theme song.

"Hey, I'm looking for some cool apps for my new iTouch. Any suggestions?"

"Yeah. Grapes on a plate!"

by me597 April 18, 2010

graveyard shot

A shot taken from the whatever you can find in the collection of your saved liquor bottles. Usually from ten to fifteen bottles that you have saved in your collection.

I just took six bottles of Jack Daniel's and five bottles of old crow from my graveyard(collection of liquor bottles thought to be empty). With those i made a graveyard shot.

by anakinsdad April 27, 2014

Graveyard Banger

The mysterious Outback Beast, who preys on young girls on the streets of Douglas, luring them in with prose, and assurances that he went to Leeds. Once a lowly vampire, the GYB has evolved through stoicism and the teachings of lesser men to become the Scourge of St George's.

A prolific ditch-filler, he has been known to go on streaks of up to 6 weekends out in a row, digging 6 feet under, and giving her all 6 inches. Truly, the number of the beast.

My sister's not worried about the Graveyard Banger any more, now that she's turned 19.

by Barry_Piles May 20, 2019

Gradeslave

A gradeslave is very similar to a wageslave, except they are still in school. These people pretty much dedicate themselves to getting good grades and are "stuck in the matrix". They have also been completely conditioned by society. These types of people usually end up in a dead end job, as a wageslave, working for someone who had worse grades than them who have "escaped the matrix". It is also generally rare that these people take risks and actually have lives. The people who they work for generally work much less than them and make much more. Parents, teachers, and the media generally promote people in school to be gradeslaves. Gradeslaves normally are the "smart" kids in school with very good grades.

Kid with good grades: I am going to end up very successful because I have got the best grades in this school.

Kid with bad grades: No, dumbass, you were a complete gradeslave and you will become a wageslave.

Kid with good grades: You will be working for me in the future.

**15 years later**

Kid with good grades: I just got a job high paying job at a large company. I now work only 40 hours a week and make 150k a year.

Kid with bad grades: You work for me now, I maybe work a few hours a week and I make millions of dollars.

by disappointmentdaddy November 6, 2022

Graveyard

A word used to describe someone’s mouth after it has had cum in it. His/Her mouth has just killed all of his kids aka his sperm.

Friend: Did you kiss her after she gave you head?
Him: No man her mouth was a total graveyard.
Friend: What do you mean????
Him: She killed all my kids!!
Friend: Oh, I get ya man...

by Cunt Daddy April 22, 2020

Hanging Grapes

Another way of saying you're suffering from hemorrhoids.

I'm hanging grapes over here.

by Carrion Luggage March 2, 2010