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gobble throat

Is a male or female that can take anything and any size meaning there is no such thing as to big to shove down their throat. He/she is upset when a guy has a small dick because there throat is so large
Dude your dick is to small she has a gobble throat
by Super fagalicious January 23, 2017
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gobble robber

A gobble robber is any person who steals a turkey (live,cooked, frozen, stuffed, cement it doesn't matter as long as it's a turkey), quite possibly for some unknown ritual or deviant sexual practice.
Hey Phil look at that Butterball you stinkin gobble robber.
by Larry Brown December 18, 2009
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Gobble Smackle

"He slid his Gobble Smackle in slowly."
by vixqan May 21, 2023
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Garbage Gobble

When you are getting up the road with an exotic tart at the local recycling centre, and you have the stellar idea to get inside of the Rubbish receptacle and begin to engage in loud obnoxious sex; then you get your pathetically proportioned pecker out and roll it into the grime at the bottom of the trash can. Now your pork sword is covered in Bin slime, stick it into the mouth of your plucky local whore.
" I gave a proper mouthwatering Garbage Gobble to Becky behind Holland and Barrett, Down by the Bins"
by Bikeseatsniffing4dayz January 2, 2020
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Blow gobble

When getting your dick sucked, the sucker shakes their head and gobbles like a turkey.
"Dude, did you hear that blow gobble from the other room?"
"She blow gobbled so loud."
by Unicornstampeed February 9, 2018
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gobble hobble

when your'e late for work but your'e getting a blowjob so you hobble while she gobbles to get your clothes on
goddammit .watermelondrea wouldnt stop gobble hobbling me this morning

teacher: why are you late?
you: my girlfriend gave me a gobble hobble this morning sorry:(
by BARBECUESAUCEONMYTITTIES April 24, 2018
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