The Homogeneous Giraffe

This type of giraffe is mixed evenly and very tall. Therefore they have to spots, no facial nor body hair, and certainly no gruff voice. It is very dangerous to walk into a Cor-o-van with this animal since they can become extremely aggressive when put alone with a man, for unknown reasons.

The Homogeneous Giraffe was inside the car. I had to run.

by tlarder January 5, 2010

Sad giraffe

When you have had too much to drink that you can’t get it up. Your weenie is a sad giraffe.

Oh honey we can’t do it tonight... those Jackie Daniels shot gave me a sad giraffe.

by Sadgiraffe October 1, 2018

Giraffic Park

1. Like Jurassic Park...but with Giraffes.

2. A collection of Giraffe Graphics aka Giraffics.

Yo, Schmed, have you seen the new Giraffic Park trailer. Those necks are lit ! OMG<3, brb afk.

by Arty Curry May 23, 2018

Giraffe nigga

A giraffe nigga is simply a nigga wit a long neck.

Sheesh, that nigga is a real giraffe nigga.

by leacturn December 17, 2021

Making giraffes

When your significant other sneaks you into their house to have sex while their parents are home

Guy 1: “Bro, what did you do last night?”
Guy 2: “ My girlfriend and I were Making Giraffes and that bitches dad caught us and called the cops.”
Guy 1: Damn that nigga strict

by Coocoocrackerkid November 6, 2017

Jeff the Giraffe

Some toy a kid plays with.
I cannot use his name, but yeah.

Its a toy that is called Jeff, its a giraffe toy.
Kids play with it. Idk what else to write here. Jeff the Giraffe is just a toy.

by Refuse Communism_Accept G-ism February 2, 2020

giraffe nation

When a group of friends go to take a serious picture but then one of the friends in the group looks like a giraffe

We became the giraffe nation, after Karako became THE GIRAFFE

by #GIRAFFENATION February 20, 2017