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gazmoriplat

1.) The process of having one's gallbladder removed in order to dry and preserve it for the sake of wearing it as a necklace, making a bizzare fashion statement no one understands.

Origins:

In ancient Mayan cultures it was rumored to be an operation done to symbolize the strength and power in a warrior because of his ability to withstand the pain of its removal.
Lady Gaga's new spin off of Flava Flav’s infamous clock, gazmoriplat made its debut on the red carpet at the Grammy Awards. This shocking and grotesque accessory, resembling a large slab off discolored dried beef, was greeted with disgust from her fellow celebrities.
by Thadeus Thunderwinkle October 11, 2012
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Gazzerwilly

Someone who has a famously small willy
Your such a gazzerwilly
by Judgegaming July 1, 2018
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boner gazing

LOOKING AT AN ERECT PENIS INTENSELY, IN COMPLETE AWE AND ADORATION OF ITS BEAUTY.

SPENDING HOURS LOOKING AT ERECT DICKS; AROUSED BY THE SIGHT OF ERECT DICKS TO THE POINT OF BEING DICKNOTIZED.

"Bro, I just spent 8 hours boner gazing and masturbating."
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by Fully Rigid January 16, 2014
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gazma

1. shoe, in arabic
2. scumbag, in arabic
3. a stupid female child, in arabic
4. a weapon, in Egypt (and brought to America)
5. closest thing to the ground; dirt
1. you like my new gazma?
2. get away from me, ya gazma!
3. marina, marina, MARINA...YA GAZMA!
4. haddeelak bel gazma!
5. ya gamza.
by aripsalin March 29, 2010
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meat gazer

1. A security guard hired to protect cattle from rustlers.

2. A man who enjoys observing another man's penis without permission, usually in public washrooms and showers.

3. A derogatory term for a homosexual man.

4. A person who has a fetish for excessively large vaginal lips and/or a protruding clitoris. (see flower or labia)
1. "Bob. Wake up. It looks like the ol' piss-tank meat gazer finally passed out. I'm going in to hiest that heffer behind him. Watch my back."

2. "I seen you checking out my crotch, you meat gazer!"

3. "Hey Jim, be careful. I'm pretty sure the bus driver is a meat gazer cuz he smiled at me."

4. "I seen you checking out my pee flaps, you meat gazer!"
by Mickey Nation November 12, 2006
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Whore's gazette

An English Sunday called "News of the World"
Run out to the corner and buy me a Whore's Gazette, luv.
by England Phi Beta Gamma March 29, 2008
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gazillionaire

Someone who owns more money than can be drunk, smoked or snorted, ever.
The richest man ever was Percival P. Smithely, a fastidious gazillionaire who would think nothing of spending $1,500 on a single Q-Tip.
by Zoboomafoobar June 20, 2008
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