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Frontenac Pilots Union

the FPU is a pompus, solo male union that has a unique reverse gender "robin hood" type of platform, where the fund dismantles wealthier men, or men that have found good fortune and then in turn showers the less fortunate women of the world, with money, limos, food, rent, car insurance, basic cable and most of all, a very insincere friendship. These women come from broken homes and broken souls, and almost exclusively a barmaid or stripper.
Her new boyfriend seems like a nice guy." "Yep, is all part of the show. He's actually in the Frontenac Pilots Union, and is only using her for her company, emotional support, and will move on to another girl with low self-esteem here shortly, after he has stripped her of all her self worth and confidence.
by Hermees July 22, 2011
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a dog ran in front of my car

When a law enforcement officer is transporting a total A-hole prisoner in the back of his/her patrol car and they hit the brakes suddenly, causing the prisoner to smack his face on the cage/screen.
Suspect: “That’s police brutality!” Officer: “Sorry about that! A dog ran in front of my car..." 😂
by yyuryyubicuryy4me December 2, 2018
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put you on front street

to put people's faults and/or embarassing moments out in the open or front for all to hear about and laugh at. often used in moments of drunken stumpor
you videotape someone doing something stupid and put it on a social networking site. i just put you on front street.
by gurusupreme October 20, 2008
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More front than Myers

To have more front than Myers means to be cheeky, bold and/or pushy. It is a slang used in Australia, with Myers refering to Myer, a big department store in Melbourne.
"Johnno likes to tease people, doesn't he?"
"Oh, that's his way of showing affection. He's a more front than Myers sort of guy.

"I can't believe Bridget spoke to me like that! She has more front than Myers!"
by myers touch October 21, 2005
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Alaskan Cold Front

When you turn the freezer too low while performing a Charleston Chocolate Banana.
"Oh shit my dick fell off, I think I accidentally did an Alaskan Cold Front."
by weirdjake123456789 February 21, 2009
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front ass

when someone's belly hangs over thier beltline and into the upper thigh, thus creating "front ass"
when someone's belly hangs over their beltline and down into the upper thigh area, thus creating"front ass"
by J-Loco March 12, 2007
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Front Seat Back Seat Dilemma

When you aren't quite able to choose if you're going to kick it in the front seat, or sit in the back seat. Often you aren't even sure if there is room in either sections of the car.
Rebecca Black: Kickin' in the front seat, sittin in the back seat. Which seat can I taaaaaaakke?

-As you can see, it can be quite the Front Seat Back Seat Dilemma.
by RoboCat April 11, 2011
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