Freezing-Ass Cold

When it's so cold outside that your butt cheeks freeze together

It must be freezing-ass cold outside cause my butt cheeks froze together.

by FrostyTheCokeBearSaver November 30, 2011

freezie cat

Someone who feels cold all the time.

My wife is a freezie cat because she feels like it is cold even when it is not!

by S Bessman April 18, 2015

freemium

An offer; 'trial' to try out the 'premium' feature of an application temporarily.

Spotify: "Get a 30-day-trial of Spotify premium!"
Me: "Should I try the Spotify freemium?"
Friend: "nah."

by Killossal April 20, 2017

freezing the monkey

when you bang a snowman people will call it freezing the monkey

MOM leave I am freezing the monkey come back later

by MrDickleson August 11, 2019

Freebirdin'

To be 'Freebirdin'' or to 'Freebird', one must be listening to the song Freebird and be doing something extreme or exciting without thinking about the next move you will make in that activity. The activity may be in real life or in a video game.

"Damn, I'm bored on this drive. I'm gonna do some drifting and be Freebirdin' it.

*crashes 12.69 seconds later*

by CuppedCereal May 5, 2023

going freebird

When a man takes off his pants and under garments, but leaves his shirt on. His testes are said to be going freebird since they flop around in the cool breeze when he walks. This commonly occurs in locker rooms outside of pools and gyms, especially with old people for some reason.

Mike: "Oh my god there are so many old people here going freebird! Save me!"
John: "Hell no I'm not going in there! I don't need to see old people's balls! You're on your own."

by COD KILLA June 24, 2014

freeppie

A hippie who thinks the world is owed to them and they walk around with their hands out looking for free stuff. Taking things that don't belong to them, most likely without asking. But unlike a thief, they just believe if it wasn't being used, no one wanted it. Stuff can be food, clothes, any items that might otherwise make it in the trash. The worlds first human rats.

Might find them in hostels for a night. Campgrounds until thrown out. Usually beach areas(the reason they have laws against camping on most beaches). Didgeridoo or ukulele in hand they come from far and wide to play for anyone who will listen.

most of the time smelling to high heaven even after showering/usually dreadlocks are involved(but not required)

Freeppie: any person walking down the street with no home(without shoes in warmer climates) but unlike a homeless beggar, they have some societal views and lack anti-social behavior. A wanderer of towns and cities across the globe seeking others of the same category. Sometimes traveling in pairs.

by cat mandoo March 31, 2014