fob 

1. (n): A keychain, often allowing for the attachment of an item.

2. (v): Furtive, clandestine masturbation.

Stu briefly slipped off into the bushed to fob.

fob by Bob "the Slob" Jackson December 16, 2010

fob 

fob = Fresh Off the Boat.

This word is used on people who pretend to know what they're talking about, or who act as if they don't notice others are around them. it's usually used as an insult, though sometimes people will name themselves fobs.

Person 1: Hey, what's new?
Fob: Lyk3 OMG! How could you ask such a stupid question?
Person 1: Wow. You're such a fob.
Fob: Excuse me? What the -expleted- is a FOB? Does fob stand for FABULOUS? You know it does.

fob by Ambidextrous Bunny April 16, 2006

fob 

Instead of using fresh of the boat I use it as
Foreigner
Outta
Bounds.
(Outside there country)

My AZN coworker came from vietnam so he is a fob (Foreigner outta bounds)

fob by shawn9257 May 1, 2008

Fob 

A Person Who is Beast at anything they attempt to do.

Im going to build a house and Fob goes and builds a Mansion.

Fob by Fob Upset August 25, 2010

Fob 

Fresh Off the Boat (in Australia) used to refer to people of Islander origin. Fobs are generally quite large (as are their families), with a reputation for violence. Fobs make loyal and cool friends to both fobs and non-fobs, and tend to be pretty good singers as well. Also very good at rugby (Union and League). Not offensive unless you want it to be.

NON-FOB: "hey that fob is good at rugby and singing. I would bet that he has a reputation for being belligerent, but would make a loyal friend to me if I asked him to be."

FOB: "bro you just described my entire family ay bro"

Fob by SlashFrehley April 27, 2009

FOB 

FOB means "Father of Baby"...best used by single mothers when referring to her sperm donor/ domestic housemate / unofficial husband/ Father of Baby.

Dada: Who's your FOB?
Me: That bloke i met in my Humanities class, how bout you?

FOB by gingmaganda April 17, 2006

fob 

Fresh off the boat - Asians who can't really talk english good and they talk weird ending words sometimes in plural when you don't need to and making words singular when they are plural

Hispanics have it bad too
Fresh off the Border - term used when you see a hispanic dressing really fresh down the street and a gold chain and a buttoned down shirt but when u talk to them they talk spanish back to you

they cant talk good period

fob by ionowatsurnamelol September 17, 2005