Mental Fluffer

A person who gets you mentally "steeled up" to go have sex with another person.

"But I dont know if she wants me to make a move"

"Just go make your move."

"But what should I do?"

"Look take your chances, I can't be your mental fluffer"

OR

Mike: "I really like her, but won't make a move unless I'm certain."
Anne: "Well there's no 'sure thing' but you'll never know if you don't try."
Mike: "You think it's worth a try?"
Anne: "Look man, all I know is that she's hot, you're horny and if you don't make a move you'll never be able to tap that ass!"(mental fluffing)
Mike: "You're right. I'm on it!"

by Red Shiksa October 6, 2011

fluffer doodle

A fart basically.

Joanna: “that reeks!”
Harry: “sorry, just fluffer doodled.”
Joanna: “never fluffer doodle again then.”

by Ineedaguff November 22, 2021

Fluffer Nutter

When a man gets a blow job with bread around his penis... he then ejaculates into the bread and makes the blow jobber eat it

-Swifty

She said she was hungry so she ate my Fluffer Nutter

by Swifty Fingaz July 1, 2021

turd fluffer

a fluffer for turds; an absurd term for a person in general that is not meant to be taken literally.

Adam! Stop being such a turd fluffer!

by Lotte September 21, 2004

shower fluffer

when one's spouse or roommate takes the first shower of the day and gets the hot water running so for your shower the availability of hot water is immediate.

I love it when my wife is the first one up and is my shower fluffer. I don't have to wait for the hot water to kick in.

by Drewtopia February 12, 2009

kitty fluffer

The male version of a cock tease. A man who fluffs the whiskers of a pussy.

Joanne: "Man that guy was saying all the right things to make me jump his bone and then he just left!"

Chrissy: " Girl I knew he was trouble when we first spotted him. Nothing but a kitty fluffer!"

by Hans_Brix February 3, 2010

Pillow Fluffer

An object, usually a golf club or baseball bat hidden under the passenger seat of an automobile, used to beat the crap out of anyone who gives you shit while you are in or near your car.

Norris, go get my pillow fluffer out of the car so I can smash this kids face in.

by Tommy May 31, 2003