Floaf

Fluffy loaf; as used with a fluffy cat when they loaf

Aww, my cat is a floaf

by anonymous March 6, 2025

Floaf

Fluffy loaf; as used with a cat when they go into loaf position

Awww, my cat is a floaf now

by anonymous March 6, 2025

pineapple floaty

A Mad woman’s shit

I’m off to have a pineapple floaty.

by GNZT January 1, 2021

muddy, floaty pile

The buoyant, flakey, well digested mass of excrement that usually follows 16-24 hours after the consumption of Arby’s.

Mark: Oh Jim….you ever had one float?
Jim: One float?
Mark: Yeah…you know…..after Arby’s?
Jim: Oh shit, mane! Yeah, no sweat. That’s just a muddy, floaty pile. I’m guessing you subbed the mozzarella sticks.
Mark: Well, yeah.
Jim: It’s a universal constant: (16<Hours<24) + Arby’s = muddy, floaty pile, which can be signified by the constant, “b ᶬ”.

by Penis Alota January 27, 2024