The state in which one's posterior is so undeveloped and underutilized it then begins to resemble that of a common breakfast item.
by muscleman_2020 February 25, 2016
When a man covers his flaccid penis with his partner's dandruff and proceeds to insert it into his partner.
"This girl had major dandruff right? And a couldn't get hard! Well some of her dandruff got on my dick and I still stuck it in her. Call that the Rusty Flapjack"
by Bill Butlicker November 19, 2021
Damn that girl got hanging flapjack titties like sundried tomato s. She lost her her titties in a titty depository box. Looking like national geographic
by Jjfazz July 11, 2022
by ilerminerty May 21, 2015
When a male ejaculates onto a womans back, lets it dry, then proceeds to peel the product off her back and make her eat it.
by Eric Lex November 14, 2007
When you ejaculate onto your lover's butt cheek and tell them their flapjack is ready...they turn around to eat it and you slap their ass as hard as you can exploding the pleasure juices everywhere!
by dab7713 July 07, 2016
When a man ejaculates on a womans chest, she then goes outside and sunbaths until the jizz has cooked to the point where it resembles a flapjack. She then eats the resulting "flapjack".
by jonstar1028 July 25, 2007