The state in which one's posterior is so undeveloped and underutilized it then begins to resemble that of a common breakfast item.
by muscleman_2020 August 30, 2016
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I served some Norwegian Flapjacks to my buddies this morning. They were picking pubes out of their teeth for hours.
by Daddypengy April 19, 2022
Get the Norwegian Flapjacks mug.Two people sexually pressing their bodies together with syrup between them (butter optional) while masturbating each other.
Bill: You want Aunt Jemima or Mrs Buttersworth?
Bill 2: For what?
Bill: I thought we were going to try Human Flapjacking tonight?
Bill 2: Oh shit, that’s right. Get some Buttersworth. Speaking of, don’t forget some butter.
Bill: Margarine ok?
Bill 2: No, Bill, it is not. I have standards.
Bill 2: For what?
Bill: I thought we were going to try Human Flapjacking tonight?
Bill 2: Oh shit, that’s right. Get some Buttersworth. Speaking of, don’t forget some butter.
Bill: Margarine ok?
Bill 2: No, Bill, it is not. I have standards.
by Wolf Edmunds December 7, 2019
Get the Human Flapjacking mug.by ilerminerty May 22, 2015
Get the buttery flapjacks mug.When a male ejaculates onto a womans back, lets it dry, then proceeds to peel the product off her back and make her eat it.
by Eric Lex December 10, 2007
Get the mexican flapjack mug.When you ejaculate onto your lover's butt cheek and tell them their flapjack is ready...they turn around to eat it and you slap their ass as hard as you can exploding the pleasure juices everywhere!
by dab7713 July 6, 2016
Get the Flapjack pattywhack mug.When a man ejaculates on a womans chest, she then goes outside and sunbaths until the jizz has cooked to the point where it resembles a flapjack. She then eats the resulting "flapjack".
by jonstar1028 August 3, 2007
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