frick fracking

The act of having sex.

Instead of making out, we should just skip to the frick fracking

by abagadol May 6, 2014

Flicking

The act of 'flicking' through television programs each time an ad break comes on. By doing so, the viewer watches roughly 5 minutes of several crap shows and forgets what they were watching in the first place.

John: Hey Pete, did ya catch what happened in the final Lost episode last night?

Pete: NO, i ended up flicking through the ads and missed it for another repeated episode of Scrubs.

by house on rock March 30, 2011

flicking the beanstalk

The process of using the thumb to flick the head of a penis while masturbating

It's important to have a good technique while flicking the beanstalk

by SPANKY1113 March 27, 2017

Flicking The Old Bean

Exercising the “wit center” of one’s brain, through the use of spoken or written words, where the stated goal is to play with language, rather than to effectively communicate a specific idea itself.

Sometimes referred to as "Vocabulary Masturbation."

Chris and Jesse do a lot of flicking the old bean every Wednesday while drinking beer.

by jRiddle December 21, 2019

Hot Flasking

A sexual act involving flaming sambuca shots and the vagina of a donkey, illegal outside of a few small districts of Uzbekistan.

Bob was known for his hot flasking parties, he is currently detained by Interpol.

by UnpatrioticEyepatch December 9, 2010

razzle fracking

A polite term for describing swearing while under duress.

An alternate version of Mutley's razzle frazzle

After much razzle fracking I finally managed to fix the computer with a large sledge hammer.

by Mutleysowner June 6, 2011

vote fracking

The deliberate causing of political division and civil strife in order to generate faction support , thereby gaining or maintaining power.

With all due respect, Mr Chairman, I believe the Senator is just vote fracking.

by The Infamous Din February 8, 2015