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San Diego Fireworks

1. n. Premature ejaculation, blowing your wad unexpectedly.

2. v. To have a premature ejaculation.

(Once context has been established, may be shortened to "SD Fireworks" or simply "fireworks.")
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1a. n. We hadn't had sex in a while so as soon as my girlfriend mounted me last night it was like San Diego Fireworks.

1b. n. My nosy bitch sister: Ashley told me what happened last night... SD Fireworks. Try rubbing one out first next time, ya wank.

2a. v. Your mom was so slutty when I fucked her that right as she pulled my boxers down, I fireworked all over her face.

2b. v. Tyler is such a virgin noob. His third period teacher, Ms. Hotness, bent down to hand back his test and he fucking fireworked in his pants at the sight of her cleavage.
by DerSizzler July 13, 2012
mugGet the San Diego Fireworksmug.

firework show

When you pull up on a opp block and shoot his shit up
I pull up on that nigga and put a firework show on that nigga block yo
by Gavin_108 September 13, 2017
mugGet the firework showmug.

Fireworks

The intersection of the private and the public.

The places where these go up are open to the public, even on private property.
I was beaten up by a scary person for uploading fireworks to social media.
by iotssauwhairo May 31, 2022
mugGet the Fireworksmug.

Nomadic Fireworking

When someone has illegal fireworks, they go to one location, shoot them off, then another location, shoot more off, over and over. Doing this stops the cops from catching them if they were to stay on one place.
Boy: weren’t those guys shooting fireworks down the street?

Girl: yeah, but they’re up the road now, they are Nomadic Fireworking!
by Iced Liberal July 6, 2020
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fireworks

A program made by Adobe. Basically a fucked up version of Photoshop
Guy 1: Wow I made some great art on fireworks!
Guy 2: WTF why are you using that garbage it is all about the Photoshop life.
by Existential Crisis December 13, 2016
mugGet the fireworksmug.

canadian fireworks

The explosive enjoyment of a nice, long, big Candian rocket. Oftentimes while knee deep in snow
"I'll set off your Canadian Fireworks if you ring my Freedom Bell."
by ElectroKinetica October 21, 2015
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Yeah. Fireworks. Whatever.

An incredibly mediocre orgasm, specifically when it's "the first time".
I had waited for months to finally have after prom sex with Steve, but then it was just yeah. Fireworks. Whatever.
by Drakoulias April 21, 2024
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