When food is so good it causes a firework orgasm.
When the eggs and rice are fluffy, the bacon is salty, cheese is cheesing. And the hot sauce is orgasmic you say this
When the eggs and rice are fluffy, the bacon is salty, cheese is cheesing. And the hot sauce is orgasmic you say this
by JadeOral May 21, 2024
Get the firework orgasm mug.God dammit I can’t sleep with all of these Beverly Fireworks. Can’t they just stop killing each other over there for half a second?
by Some fucking idiot idk June 12, 2022
Get the Beverly Fireworks mug.A borderline illiterate retard that resembles Elmer Fudd and claims to be a part of every major event in the history of the world. A Johnstown legend and a true American hero
Hey Firework Bill “whip” Willet, heard your names on the Stanley cup. “Oh yeah I won that plenty times.”
by Gangster thug 42069 July 12, 2024
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georg washington: wanna see something funy
gun store worker: sure
georg washington: *commits red fireworks*
gun store worker: sure
georg washington: *commits red fireworks*
by sillycat13 December 25, 2023
Get the red fireworks mug.Where an individual takes a severe beating by another individual or a group to the point they black out, before New Year, or any other holiday that has involvement with Fireworks.
Whilst taking these beatings, the victim experiences hard solid impacts from the hits they take against their body that imitate the loud climaxing sounds of a firework. If they close their eyes while taking the hits, they see flashy contrasted colors -- (similar to fireworks) if they are given a black eye, or are wounded on the eye.
Whilst taking these beatings, the victim experiences hard solid impacts from the hits they take against their body that imitate the loud climaxing sounds of a firework. If they close their eyes while taking the hits, they see flashy contrasted colors -- (similar to fireworks) if they are given a black eye, or are wounded on the eye.
Boy 1: “Dude! Wake up! What the fuck happened to you?”
Boy 2: “Oh Christ, I got ganged up and got to see Early Fireworks.”
Boy 2: “Oh Christ, I got ganged up and got to see Early Fireworks.”
by inlunier February 10, 2023
Get the Early Fireworks mug.I think it's interesting we chose popcorn as our food of entertainment, when it's the only food we've got that purposefully explodes over and over again. Especially when it's made old fashioned style, on a stove with a clear lid....It's like watching corn fireworks.
by Olive989 March 8, 2023
Get the Corn Fireworks mug.Something that’s my neighbors are doing on July 3 ( witch is today) IN THE SUNLIGHT GOT DAM LIKE WTF DUDE
Me: what the hell you doing
Neighbors: oh I’m lighting fireworks
Me: in daylight wow you’re an idiot
(Real conversation
Neighbors: oh I’m lighting fireworks
Me: in daylight wow you’re an idiot
(Real conversation
by Why you wanna know my name? July 3, 2021
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