Fireworks of Fury

On the Fourth of July you attach live eels to the end of a bottle rocket. Then you insert the bottle rockets with eels into your rectum. Just as you feel the eels start to tickle your colon the bottle rocket goes off and shoots the eels out like a dirty roman candle.

My buddy T-Bone met some kinky chick in the Springs that gave him the Fireworks of Fury. He has not shit right for 2 months and now has a goldfish pond.

by DirtyMouthMedic July 2, 2022

brown fireworks

A new term for diarrhea

Does verbal diarrhea count as brown fireworks or is it a case of just endless bloviating?

by Sexydimma February 1, 2020

fireworks

A program made by Adobe. Basically a fucked up version of Photoshop

Guy 1: Wow I made some great art on fireworks!
Guy 2: WTF why are you using that garbage it is all about the Photoshop life.

by Existential Crisis December 13, 2016

Fireworks

Fireworks means when you have an explosive, huge orgasm. Could happen after or before sex 😉

Did you see Alyx fireworks after sex with me

by Daddy ja January 6, 2019

Fireworks

Something that’s my neighbors are doing on July 3 ( witch is today) IN THE SUNLIGHT GOT DAM LIKE WTF DUDE

Me: what the hell you doing

Neighbors: oh I’m lighting fireworks
Me: in daylight wow you’re an idiot
(Real conversation

by Why you wanna know my name? July 3, 2021

Fireworks

if you are outside with a friend on new year’s and if they tell you the fireworks are pretty that means they love you

“The fireworks are pretty”

by fowerwe December 31, 2021

Fireworks

The intersection of the private and the public.

The places where these go up are open to the public, even on private property.

I was beaten up by a scary person for uploading fireworks to social media.

by iotssauwhairo May 31, 2022