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Fective

Adj. When an item, once thought to be worthless, demonstrates it’s surprise utility. Opposite of defective.
The torn, stretched out tank top proved itself fective as a turn-on to her boyfriend, who now more easily admired her breasts.
by Head Quarters April 10, 2020
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Festival face

When your nose is cold but your head is hot and you're exhausted but you dont want to go to sleep.
by Notherson July 25, 2020
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dude festival

A social gathering such as a party or concert where little to no females are present.
"Be glad you missed the party last night, man. It was a fucking dude festival. Nary a fucking girl showed up."
by GARY LOVES THE BACON November 16, 2003
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Free festival

Festival that is free to enter, esp. rock festival, such as Glastonbury used to be.

Such festivals attract people who have no access to money and cant be arsed to work for a living, and therefore will spongue off other festival goers who have brought food and alcohol.

Such drongoes are also rough and violent, and prone to fighting and raping and stealing, and generally tarnishing the whole cooperative and sharing ethos of having a free festival in the first place.
My fanily went to this free festival and a gang of drongoes moved into our tent. Never again!
by Kerb November 30, 2004
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Hand Festival

Old Gaelic(Irish) term for Masturbating.
I'll see you guys later, I'm having a hand festival.

Billy is in the bathroom having a hand festival.

My hands are sticky from the hand festival.

That girl is so Danger she always has a hand festival.
by Misterree88 November 20, 2011
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Sweetlife Festival

A music festival in Columbia, Maryland that celebrates good music and good food! Started by Sweetgreen, this is a new festival that draws large crowds of music and food lovers! Some past notable performers have been Phoenix, Passion Pit, Fun., Kid Cudi, The Strokes, and Lupe Fiasco. A very fun scene and a great overall experience.

This festival draws many DC area teens and young adults, the average age of the crowd at the 2013 fest was estimated at 19 years old. At this event, security is loose and people/workers are chill. People turn a blind eye to underage drinking and pot smoking, unless someone was being extremely obnoxious, because everyone is there in the end due to their love of music.

Advice: Do not be the couple that walks out of the porter-potty together. You WILL be heckled, teased, and laughed at as you make your walk of shame.
DC teen 1- Hey, you going to that Sweetlife Festival?
DC teen 2- Of course!! Who isn't? I love the headliners this year! A full day of music!
DC teen 1- Cool.... who's bringing the weed??
by DevilsSpoke May 16, 2013
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Cherry Festival

There was a major cherry festival at the mall today.
by HL413 May 15, 2014
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