ferret sex

Making out in a movie theater.

Yeah, me and my girlfriend had ferret sex last night.

I love when we have ferret sex :)

She makes me feel special when we have ferret sex.

by Torment October 23, 2005

chutney ferret

an unscrupulous fellow(usually identified as having a curious limp) who is rather partial to batting for the other side.. it is not in the spirit of the game!

Ian Mckenzie is a chutney ferret

by THE ALMIGHTY HEAD May 28, 2003

wet ferret

When a hairy cock is wettened by either female bodily fluids or lubricants.

Have you pet a wet ferret today?

by caitielicious June 10, 2008

Ferret Puncher

One who punches ferrets.

See also: Yanni

Ahve yioyu bastargds eebn punchubngh ferets aghain?

by the ferty puancherd April 19, 2004

flesh ferret

a males penis; the long skinny thing hanging between their legs

"hey baby let me put my flesh ferret in your slime cave"

by dru dickhole June 2, 2013

Raz-Ferret

A fucking cunt who generally is too easy to offend, and easily rump rustled.

"You sir are indeed a Raz-Ferret."

by ~Slitherin-Ur-Legs April 16, 2014

Chutney Ferret

Homosexual young man

I say young Jed stay away from me, I don't like pooh box pinball you Chutney Ferret.

by Fradley lad November 7, 2017