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ferret sex

Yeah, me and my girlfriend had ferret sex last night.

I love when we have ferret sex :)

She makes me feel special when we have ferret sex.
by Torment October 23, 2005
mugGet the ferret sexmug.

chutney ferret

an unscrupulous fellow(usually identified as having a curious limp) who is rather partial to batting for the other side.. it is not in the spirit of the game!
by THE ALMIGHTY HEAD May 28, 2003
mugGet the chutney ferretmug.

wet ferret

When a hairy cock is wettened by either female bodily fluids or lubricants.
Have you pet a wet ferret today?
by caitielicious June 10, 2008
mugGet the wet ferretmug.

Ferret Puncher

One who punches ferrets.

See also: Yanni
Ahve yioyu bastargds eebn punchubngh ferets aghain?
by the ferty puancherd April 19, 2004
mugGet the Ferret Punchermug.

flesh ferret

a males penis; the long skinny thing hanging between their legs
"hey baby let me put my flesh ferret in your slime cave"
by dru dickhole June 2, 2013
mugGet the flesh ferretmug.

Chutney Ferret

I say young Jed stay away from me, I don't like pooh box pinball you Chutney Ferret.
by Fradley lad November 7, 2017
mugGet the Chutney Ferretmug.

Raz-Ferret

A fucking cunt who generally is too easy to offend, and easily rump rustled.
"You sir are indeed a Raz-Ferret."
by ~Slitherin-Ur-Legs April 16, 2014
mugGet the Raz-Ferretmug.

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