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A Felix (noun) is a literal term for a big, messy shit or a figurative term when it relates to being in trouble. Its origin came from a man of the same name who developed a reputation for leaving big, stinky shits un-flushed in the toilet, accompanied by a dirty wipe rag lying on the floor next to the toilet.
"I ate so much BBQ last night, I'm on my third Felix of the morning!"..." or "I'm going to be knee deep in a pile of Felix if I don't finish this in time!"
Felix by Puto Ruben April 4, 2017
Felix, a girl who shatters mirrors when looking into them because she is so ugly. Although she tries her hardest she always fucks up and hurts people. She's stuck in 2008 and can't take selfies for the life of her. Best if you avoid any girls called Felix because they'll just waste your time and make you feel like shit.
You're such a Felix
Felix by Deadontheinsideandout October 9, 2018
A kid or adult that collects action figures such as funko pops. A “Felix” also probably likes roblox and Fortnite and probably had an online girlfriend once!
Person 1: I saw Felix online dating on roblox

Person 2: ewww that’s nasty
Felix by TheEggMaster8 July 21, 2019
Felix by FigaroIsBwtter January 23, 2019
One who possess the smallest penis known to earth. Also known as a micro penis. Felix enjoys the warmth of another man's breathe behind his neck.
My gay lover enjoys a good Felix.
Felix by Looongcock February 22, 2018
the fucking worst person to be around, holds grudges, breaks glasses, doesn’t do dares
Felix by i wanna be tracer November 21, 2018