One who is sexually attracted to human excrement (feces.)
Fecephiliacs are generally broken down into three categories.
1) homofecephiliacs -- Perhaps the most benign of the fecephiliac family, homofecephiliacs enjoy eating and/or using their feces in a sexual manner. Actions such as spreading one's feces accross one's bare chest and perhaps writing one's own name, may be categorized as homofecephiliac behavior. Laxatives are a general favorite to such people.
2) heterofecephiliacs -- Heterofecephiliacs are attracted to the excrement of others. Similar to homofecephiliacs, heterofecephiliacs engage in similar activities. However, heteroes are often at a disadvantage when it comes to sexual pleasure. It is often difficult for heterofecephiliacs to find others who share the same interests. There have been few reported cases of fecephiliac rape. Tools such as rope, laxatives, and a chamber pot came into play. The rapist was never caught.
3) bifecephiliac -- Bifecephiliacs are unique in the sense that they are attracted to anyone's feces. Bifecephiliacs don't mind if the feces they use are from their own body or others. Bifecephiliacs are probably the most common form of fecephiliac and is the easiest taste to satisfy. The 2 girls 1 cup video is a prime example of bifecephiliac behavior. Bifecephiliacs may engage in fexual intercourse. Such things as wrapping a long sopping BM around each other is a common fecephiliac action. There have been reported cases of bifecephiliac's engaging in fexual activity with animals. Some fecephiliac experts consider such people to be in an entire different group, bestiafecephiliacs. Others would like to classify them as omnifecephiliacs as their love of excrement is not limited to anything.
Fecephiliacs are generally broken down into three categories.
1) homofecephiliacs -- Perhaps the most benign of the fecephiliac family, homofecephiliacs enjoy eating and/or using their feces in a sexual manner. Actions such as spreading one's feces accross one's bare chest and perhaps writing one's own name, may be categorized as homofecephiliac behavior. Laxatives are a general favorite to such people.
2) heterofecephiliacs -- Heterofecephiliacs are attracted to the excrement of others. Similar to homofecephiliacs, heterofecephiliacs engage in similar activities. However, heteroes are often at a disadvantage when it comes to sexual pleasure. It is often difficult for heterofecephiliacs to find others who share the same interests. There have been few reported cases of fecephiliac rape. Tools such as rope, laxatives, and a chamber pot came into play. The rapist was never caught.
3) bifecephiliac -- Bifecephiliacs are unique in the sense that they are attracted to anyone's feces. Bifecephiliacs don't mind if the feces they use are from their own body or others. Bifecephiliacs are probably the most common form of fecephiliac and is the easiest taste to satisfy. The 2 girls 1 cup video is a prime example of bifecephiliac behavior. Bifecephiliacs may engage in fexual intercourse. Such things as wrapping a long sopping BM around each other is a common fecephiliac action. There have been reported cases of bifecephiliac's engaging in fexual activity with animals. Some fecephiliac experts consider such people to be in an entire different group, bestiafecephiliacs. Others would like to classify them as omnifecephiliacs as their love of excrement is not limited to anything.
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For thousands of years, men abruptly shit themselves, but had no appropriate term to define the event.
Now, with the coining of the term in 2012 by Ben Grunfeld from Melbourne, Australia, people around the world can declare with shaky pride, "Do you have any spare underdacks? I just Fecesneezed a hole through the ones I'm wearing..."
For thousands of years, men abruptly shit themselves, but had no appropriate term to define the event.
Now, with the coining of the term in 2012 by Ben Grunfeld from Melbourne, Australia, people around the world can declare with shaky pride, "Do you have any spare underdacks? I just Fecesneezed a hole through the ones I'm wearing..."
Pronounced: FeeSneeze - the c is silent.
Example:
"Excuse me madam, was that brown patch on the back of your dress caused by sitting in mud, or did you fecesneeze strongly?"
It is also acceptable to proclaim, "oh dang it, I just Fecesneezed myself again!""
Example:
"Excuse me madam, was that brown patch on the back of your dress caused by sitting in mud, or did you fecesneeze strongly?"
It is also acceptable to proclaim, "oh dang it, I just Fecesneezed myself again!""
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