Fartenese

A language dialect of the Ancient Stinkys, thought to be invented by a smoking hot guy after farting beside his girlfriend

*faaart*
Girl: Ewwwwww did you just fart? :/
Boy: Yes, but it means i really like you in fartenese

by togapixie May 25, 2011

Fattention seeking

'Fattention seeking' is an attention seeker on Facebook who posts up a status telling the world how they feel if they are ill, upset, angry or hurt because no one, in the real world really cares about them so they have to post it in hope that someone online would and when someone actually gives a shit, they give a pointless reply and you're like thinking why did they bother posting it up?

Girl 1: " FFS!"

Girl 2: "you alright hun?"

Girl 1: "Yeah I'm Ok"

Girl 2: " were you Fattention seeking?"

Girl 1: "How dare you bitch about me"

Girl 3: "inbox me!!"

Girl 1: "it's alright now"

Girl 2: " you're such a fattention seeker"

by cuz x3 November 10, 2011

Fastel

Bitches too classy for dat faster life

Type fastel

by Don't use your real name. May 4, 2014

gotta move faster

A phrase used in the In The Groove (ITG) dance game community to express the idea that no matter how fast they have rate modded a song, they need to move faster in order to be good.

Mad Matt: "I just passed One More Lovely on 1.1x rate."

Someone else: "Gotta move faster!"

by zakatakx December 2, 2009

Fasters

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When getting out of somewhere just isn't fast enough. To leave a situation involving idiotic people when a jet aircraft isn't going to work, and you have had enough.

After a last altercation with an idiot, we decided to get out of there fasters.

by rich8ch July 12, 2015

Suffocate Faster

Attempting to stray from the over-exposed trends that plagued Cincinnati Ohio's music scene, guitarist Chris Towning and drummer Joey Ray created Suffocate Faster in the fall of 2001. With pride in the straight edge lifestyle and influences like Hatebreed and Earth Crisis, Suffocate Faster sought to create music far more aggressive than what you were hearing on radio and television. Once the band's line up solidified with vocalist Chris Alsip and bassist Josh Secrest, it was time to bring their powerful sound to the proverbial table of the music world. On April 20th, 2004 the band released its first full length album, "Only Time Will Tell" through Broken Sounds. The album caught the attention of many, showed the world Suffocate Faster was here to be heard, and instilled the want for one more thing, touring.

So from May to November of 2004 Suffocate Faster did just that, playing all over the U.S. and sharing the stage with acts like Hatebreed, Full Blown Chaos, Bleeding Through, Bury Your Dead, Atreyu, Unearth, Comeback Kid, Throwdown, Everytime I Die, Between the Buried and Me, Scars of Tomorrow, Vietnom DMS, Shattered Realm, A Perfect Murder, First Blood, Death Before Dishonor, Agnostic Front, 100 Demons, Ringworm, Sworn Enemy, Terror, Mr. Dibbs, xDeathstarx, Embrace Today, and many more. Suffocate Faster was also featured on the Kevin Lyman Says Stage on the 2004 Vans Warped Tour. Look for 2006 to be the year for Suffocate Faster to up the ante. They will destroy a city near you.

Suffocate Faster's new album can be found at Hot Topic, FYE and Best Buy

by Lady513 May 8, 2007

Fasterbate

The act of taking a laptop to the bathroom with you in order to relieve yourself after relieving yourself.

"David, why are you taking the laptop to the bathroom?"
"I'm just going to fasterbate, mom!"

by veovis88 June 26, 2009