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Power Fapping

When you Masturbate so fast that your crotch catches on fire.
Dude i was just power fapping after i drank some Redbull.
by Wiseco98 January 22, 2011
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fappetite

A measure of a man's desire to masturbate.
"I saw this totally beautiful woman on the street today and it just sent my fappetite through the roof."

"The nude wrestling scene in Borat totally killed my fappetite for about two days, but it was hilarious."
by IsThisNameTakenToo? May 3, 2008
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fapplet

The act of watching porn on a mobile tablet device used for no other purpose.
Fapplet User : "that nexus 7 has a nice display, have any games or apps apart from chrome?"
Fapplet Owner : "no"
by NaughtyMouseTV May 18, 2014
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Fappichino

The act of masturbating, then climaxing into a cup of coffee that someone is planning to drink.
Hey, this coffee tastes funny. awww, shit did you give me a fappichino!!!???
by BUTCH PEDASIN January 16, 2011
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Elegant Fapping

Elegant--meaning--Stylish, graceful and beautiful without being trashy, common, poised, mature, an air of confidence and/or sophistication.

Fapping--meaning--To jack off or masturbate.

The term in its self serves as an oxy moron such as jumbo shrimp or congress in progress. jacking off being a more manly events and elegance being the more femine thing.
Screw auto erotic asphyxiation that sounds like to much work i think im going to just go elegantly fapp.

he is elegant fapping all night long.
by PSN ElegantFapping July 26, 2010
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fappachino

When you are done masturbating, the white creamy substance that comes out of the male genital (caused by fapping) that could be constituted to cover a popular Starbucks Coffee.
"Yo that chick has madd fappachino on her bed sheets."
by Samantha Kayy June 22, 2008
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Fapparition

A masturbation related ghost sighting OR the sighting of a masturbating ghost.
Person 1: Dude, last night I was watching some porn and jerking it, then during my vinegar strokes I saw the virgin Mary appear on a wall behind the midgets.
Person 2: Whoa, you got yourself a fapparition right there!
by Fletch Strongbow September 2, 2012
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