Faily tale

A story you tell about you, or someone else, about a fail.

"So I tried balancing on the chair but I lost my balance and fell through the table"

"Man, what a Faily Tale"

by urbandickshonhairy September 27, 2009

Faiger

Noun (FAY-ger) To seem incredibly gay, when actually straight, whilst getting large amounts of pussy. Origins: fake, fag, swagger.

Man, Jacob has hella faiger, I can't believe he gets mad pussy.

by Ben Dover-Maycock October 29, 2011

Fairy girl

A young woman wears clothes with a tattered appearance, likes crystals, high drug use ,and hangs out with other girls that do have similar interests and style.

Dude! Brook is totally a fairy girl, she smokes weed and wears boxes half the time.

by ffol December 3, 2021

shwater fairy

A fairy that lives primarily in toilets and sewers.

Dude, there is a huge shwater fairy sitting on your toilet bowl.

by Haje June 11, 2010

Condom Fairy

a mythical creature who magically puts condoms under one's pillow in the event that one gets "lucky" with someone but forgets to bring a condom.

girl: do you have a condom?
guy: i didnt bring one.
girl: check under your pillow.
guy: dude where did this come from.
condom fairy: FROM ME, THE MIGHTY CONDOM FAIRY!

by Simba NCL January 25, 2013

corn fairy

A female who often involves herself in the business of others and eats a large amount of muff.

Beth was listening in on my conversation at lunch. She is such a corn fairy.

by Brocket59 April 28, 2016

Snickers Fairy

One who supplies Snickers to those who get hangry.

Tim gets so angry when he's hungry. Thank God for the snickers fairy who keeps putting Snickers in his desk drawer.

by Zagubus July 6, 2016