facebird

A facebook user who swoops in on their friends pages and shits everywhere.

A facebird is the narcissistic gadfly on Facebook.

by deadbeet June 1, 2009

facebhukeddaboudit

To have updated Facebook status, notes, images, or comments concerning the "it." An offshoot of "fuhgeddaboudit," following similar cohesion of the words, "facebooked," "about," and "it."

Related word: facebhukaboudit

Noticed I have my sweatpants on inside-out. Rather than take them off and put them on right, I just inverted the pockets so that they don't stick out like floppy ears - and then I facebhukeddaboudit.

by Shenkar July 8, 2010

Facebeggar

A person who survives extreme poverty or need through the act of panhandling gifts, money, food, housing, clothing, etc..., through Facebook.

A Facebeggar needs only the Internet to survive.

by Lessheads September 26, 2010

facebonding

When more than two people are sitting in the same area (typically at a table), logged onto Facebook or equivalent social network sites, but are not totally consumed with the computer. A mixture of talking and typing is heard...a combination of "Facebook" and "bonding".

Shep: What are you doing tonight? You wanna see a movie?
Grace: Can't. After dinner, I'm going to Phoenix Coffee with Catja and Elena for a little facebonding. They both got new laptops.

by citiz3n November 9, 2010

facebatn'

The act of wacking off to random facebook pitures

Joey went facebatn'.

by joeystanyard April 6, 2011

Facebhooker

A male or female that uses facebook as a means of randomly hooking up with other people. Hooker would imply that some sort of currency was exchanged for any service provided both sexual and non sexual. In this case, you usually pay for it in the end with said person you met on facebook in some form or another.

Hey man, check out this chick that I hooked up with through facebook. She turned out to be a real Facebhooker!

by Clay2000 January 25, 2011

Faceballing

Also known as ballsmacking.
This is where a guy, or several guys whip out their floppy ballsacks and teabag someone, and smack them in the face with their balls.

Oh it was horrible, last night I passed out and woke up to my boyfriend and his mates smacking my face with their hairy balls!

Dude last night we totally went faceballing and did it to some idiot on the street, should have seen their face!

by Harry Ballsackinyourface July 17, 2011