verb. When dour doing a chick from behind, and you bend her over, and hit her in the face with a book. Thus the Facebook!
Guy 1: Dude, I totally Facebooked a chick last night
Guy 2: Bro, that's super chill
Guy 1: Yeah, but then he bled all over the sheets
Guy 2: Bro, that's super chill
Guy 1: Yeah, but then he bled all over the sheets
by the dude5264247 March 17, 2011
Get the Facebookmug. When your university teacher hits you in the face with one or several large books due to the fact that you had been procrastinating an assignment - usually while online.
Person one: Dude, Mr. Grimaldo is crazy! I was got a 67 on my test and he smacked me in the face with physics 101!
Person two: Were you online yesterday?
Person one: Yeah...
Person two: You just got facebooked!
Person two: Were you online yesterday?
Person one: Yeah...
Person two: You just got facebooked!
by Delta 2777 March 20, 2009
Get the Facebookmug. 1. An online networking website available to Highschoolers and College people (some middle schoolers who lie and say they are in high school use it too (i know i did!). Allows people who have already finished school to keep connected with classmates. Some businesses choose to use Facebook for business things. FB also offers a page for your business, including hours of business, events, contact information and pictures to upload.
2. good website for procrastination and not getting homework done. it is pretty addictive and some people even set it as their homepage for when they open their computer
3. things to do on FB: there are some applications you can add to your profile in order to make your Facebook experience better. these applications are Bumper Sticker, Photos, Videos, Gifts, Pages, etc.
2. good website for procrastination and not getting homework done. it is pretty addictive and some people even set it as their homepage for when they open their computer
3. things to do on FB: there are some applications you can add to your profile in order to make your Facebook experience better. these applications are Bumper Sticker, Photos, Videos, Gifts, Pages, etc.
I was on Facebook last night, therefore, i got nothing done!
I changed my Facebook status, check it out!
Ahhhh! facebook email is filling up my inbox!
I changed my Facebook status, check it out!
Ahhhh! facebook email is filling up my inbox!
by Sweeney Todd2010 January 3, 2009
Get the Facebookmug. "I spent all last night looking at this hot girl's photos on Facebook when I was supposed to be writing a report."
"Aw man! My cow died on Farmville!"
"Aw man! My cow died on Farmville!"
by Creepingprocastinator January 24, 2010
Get the Facebookmug. Let's go on facebook!
by Icorrecturbandictionaryfaggots March 2, 2011
Get the Facebookmug. When two men stand in front of a woman naked with an erection, and at the same time, slap her in the face with their erect cocks from both directions.
1.) Ohhhh shit son! Me and my boy are gonna facebook that bitch!
2.) That bitch better cut it out, or she's gonna get a facebook!
3.) Bitch, I'll facebook you right now!
2.) That bitch better cut it out, or she's gonna get a facebook!
3.) Bitch, I'll facebook you right now!
by BitterPoetMadman December 12, 2008
Get the Facebookmug. A place where people announce their problems to the world but not to the person they have the problem with.
someone's status on facebook: some people really need to learn to clean up after themselves after they eat
by casemay14 June 18, 2011
Get the Facebookmug.