toe fungus sandwich

When you masterbate a woman with your feet her orgasm causes a reaction with your toe nails and makes them turn green.. then you clip them and put them in a shot of teriyaki and drink it

Guy 1:I had such a great time with my girlfriend last night we celebrated with a toe fungus sandwich!
Guy 2:Is that like athletes foot?
Guy 1: Yeah masterbate her with your toe and if it turns green, cut the nail and take it with a shot of teriyaki.

by OneFuckingStorm May 4, 2023

Mexican Nut Fungus

A fungus you pick up normally on your feet when you swim in a pool that used for bath instead of a pool by the local landscape worker.

After swimming in the neighbors pool, my foot started to itch and breakout from Mexican Nut Fungus.

by fastman123 August 7, 2010

Mijunges Bungus Fungus

A very contagous fungus which is transmitted by having a Bungus explore your anus. Called Mijunges because it was discovered by Gay Mijunges. See bungus

Damn, that nigga got Mijunges Bungus Fungus out is hizzow, Damn

by Meow Mix December 27, 2003

bean fungus

a white film surrounding the vagina after days with out washing. looks very much like cottage cheese.

i wanted to go down on my girlfriend, but her bean fungus was over bearing.

by beanfungus September 24, 2009

Double D Fungus

A mushroom with bigger boobs than Tsunade

WOW I found a double D Fungus

by Kym_Kun June 29, 2021

BIG FAT FUNGUS

It means BFF

you are my BIG FAT FUNGUS

by JenniferPVP September 11, 2020

Fungus Dick Jew

A person with a penis that looks it has been left in the woods for 8 years, then sewn back on. They also have an absurdly large nose, almost too big for their head.

Lucas: did you see the fungus dick Jew last night?

by deicideDecoded October 8, 2016