funny forward

A funny forward is one of those usually annoying emails containing a joke or urban legend that your less-than-intelligent friends forward to everyone in their address book because they have nothing original to say themselves.

That picture of a cat hanging from a branch made me laugh so hard that I funny forwarded it to all my friends.

by ebdean October 23, 2008

Blaze Forward

To make time pass more quickly by getting high

Dude this is the worst super bowl show ever. Let's blaze forward.

by UR_MOM22 February 24, 2011

Fotard

One who closely resembles or shares characteristics with a retard and exhibits qualities usually associated with a fool. (fool + retard)

Look at that fotard try to trying to lick his elbow.

by Brett November 15, 2003

forward

tune that gets plenty forwards on radio station - many man dem askin for it to be played usually on pirate stations.

like 'forward riddim' by heavy MC Lethal B (Bizzle)called forward riddim cos it gets plenty forwards on pirate.

by blocktower August 27, 2004

going forward

Prep politician talk for "uh..." or "ummm...". See "umm"

Prep: "Going forward we will make money"

Stoner: "Umm, we will make money"

Old school: "We will make money"

by kurcules July 31, 2010

forward skateboard

a skate team own by tex and troy

Im sponsored by forward skateboards

by forwardie December 20, 2008

Call-Forward

A common stand-up comedian technique where a subject is casually mentioned in a story that they will build upon in a later bit. Call-forwards are used to transition from a subject to a seemingly unrelated subject by dropping subtle references so that the subject being switched to does not seem out of place.

The opposite of a Call-Back

"When ever Bill Burr does a Call-Forward statement about the elderly I know that I am about to hear a transition to a joke about old people dying"

"Son, as much as we appreciate your knowledge of urban diction. It's probably the last thing your grandfather wants to hear on his deathbed."

by Lanny Del Rey June 8, 2015