Hawaiian Firework

/həˈwīən/ˈfī(ə)rˌwərk/

(N.) When a New Years Eve partier blows a paper horn at a fellow partier’s face, and that someone is soo intoxicated that they projectile vomit into the paper horn; the paper horn player then proceeds to vomit back through the paper horn onto the original vomiter.
1. Did you see Amanda get hit with that Hawaiian Firework last night? Oh yeah, happy New Year, buddy.
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San Diego Fireworks

1. n. Premature ejaculation, blowing your wad unexpectedly.

2. v. To have a premature ejaculation.

(Once context has been established, may be shortened to "SD Fireworks" or simply "fireworks.")
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1a. n. We hadn't had sex in a while so as soon as my girlfriend mounted me last night it was like San Diego Fireworks.

1b. n. My nosy bitch sister: Ashley told me what happened last night... SD Fireworks. Try rubbing one out first next time, ya wank.

2a. v. Your mom was so slutty when I fucked her that right as she pulled my boxers down, I fireworked all over her face.

2b. v. Tyler is such a virgin noob. His third period teacher, Ms. Hotness, bent down to hand back his test and he fucking fireworked in his pants at the sight of her cleavage.
by DerSizzler July 13, 2012
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Feucht fireworks

The act of a hairy naked male buttocks pressing each cheek and anus so hard into a persons face that they see lights an spots due to the anal force pressing upon the victims eyes. While contracting pink eye.
"my manager gave me me feucht fireworks show today", "saw some crazy lights with my eyes closed. Now my eyes are itchy"
by Lahey jim January 6, 2022
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Creamy firework

When a person sticks a firecracker in the other partners anal, after the person has ejaculated in the anal hole.
Then said person will then light the firecracker, so the semen will cover said partners.
Mary: is that a firecracker..?
John: yes Mary

Mary: oh John!
John: here one creamy firework
by Green dumper thumper November 13, 2022
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An incredibly mediocre orgasm, specifically when it's "the first time".
I had waited for months to finally have after prom sex with Steve, but then it was just yeah. Fireworks. Whatever.
by Drakoulias April 21, 2024
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fireworks

A program made by Adobe. Basically a fucked up version of Photoshop
Guy 1: Wow I made some great art on fireworks!
Guy 2: WTF why are you using that garbage it is all about the Photoshop life.
by Existential Crisis December 13, 2016
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canadian fireworks

The explosive enjoyment of a nice, long, big Candian rocket. Oftentimes while knee deep in snow
"I'll set off your Canadian Fireworks if you ring my Freedom Bell."
by ElectroKinetica October 21, 2015
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