A Felix (noun) is a literal term for a big, messy shit or a figurative term when it relates to being in trouble. Its origin came from a man of the same name who developed a reputation for leaving big, stinky shits un-flushed in the toilet, accompanied by a dirty wipe rag lying on the floor next to the toilet.
"I ate so much BBQ last night, I'm on my third Felix of the morning!"..." or "I'm going to be knee deep in a pile of Felix if I don't finish this in time!"
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Felix, a girl who shatters mirrors when looking into them because she is so ugly. Although she tries her hardest she always fucks up and hurts people. She's stuck in 2008 and can't take selfies for the life of her. Best if you avoid any girls called Felix because they'll just waste your time and make you feel like shit.
You're such a Felix
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One who possess the smallest penis known to earth. Also known as a micro penis. Felix enjoys the warmth of another man's breathe behind his neck.
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