chinese exit

When somebody stealthily leaves a social gathering unbeknownst to the rest of the attendees.

"Where did Dean slope off to?"
"Ah I think he's made a Chinese exit again..."

by jh911 September 28, 2014

exit sign

the thing that everyone tries to jump and touch in school to act "cool"

Person 1: I JUST TOUCHED THE EXIT SIGN FOR THE FIRST TIME
Person 2: nice but we are in grade 8

by whatdoinamemyself? May 09, 2023

Royal Exit

When your roommates wake up before your one night stand does and escort them to the door whilst heckling them.

I wanted to call her but they gave her a royal exit before I could get her number.

by tophatfox June 16, 2017

filipino exit

To leave a gathering without anyone noticing or saying goodbye.

"Dude , you disappeared last night!?"
"Yeah , my ex showed up so I had to bust a filipino exit"

by PullOutChamp21 February 06, 2023

The Torrance Exit

Choosing to opt out of the EULA of existence by freezing to death in a store’s walk-in freezer.

Jimmy ended up taking The Torrance Exit at Wawa the other day. At least he didn’t die sweaty.

by Harold Swoubidor March 12, 2022

exit grenade

1. a timely last-possible-moment off-tone verbal bomb thrown usually during an intelligent discussion that ends expectedly

2. a below-the-belt punch thrown in a long fight milliseconds before being separated.

jasper (as he awaited the 'turn off electronic devices' announcement, having an argument with his wife from his tracked cellular device) - "listen, i understand everything you're saying and I certainly entrust that you mean well, but diet coke is not a healthy drink and you should not be feeding it to our four month old...

...i have done the research woman!

...your breast milk is NOT gross!

...do you think i want to be talking about this while people look at me? i should be at peace right now and getting 'have a good flight' wishes from you, but this is an important matter and i just found out you've been doing this since he was born! listen, i gotta go, the flight attendant is here."

flight attendant (walking down the isle looking left and right -"sir turn your phone off NAOW!"

jasper (gesturing to flip his phone closed) - "listen i gotta go..."

flight attendant - "sir!"

wife (in ill fashioned tone) - "you certainly do Bob. have fun."

jasper (in his mind, as he flips his cell closed while staring somewhere between the nozzle blower and outside) - "this fucking cunt has perfect timing for exit grenades. fuck her! and fuck tsa! alright, get it together jasper; you're not that kind of man."

by beachole May 20, 2012

Exit Ramp

Making an undesired phone call out of obligation with a hard stop that limits the duration.

"I always call my parents when I take the last exit ramp before my house, it gives me five minutes before I pull into the drive"

by BoggeyDog May 11, 2022