Ewan

Elis little bro

Ewan is always playing games

by Daddy savage August 7, 2017

Ewan Disease

That one time Ewan almost killed us in December after going to his barbecue

Person 1 - "Hey remember that one time we had Ewan disease"
Person 2 - "Oh yeah, that shit sucked"

by Cowan123 January 20, 2023

Ewan

Best forex trader in the world.

Mr Racking

He is built different.

Omg there is Ewan the best forex trader alive!

by fuckitlollll November 23, 2021

ewan barker

a type of dog

loves: la chona, mexicans and james charles

i have a ewan barker and they love daning to la chona

by vausey9 March 2, 2021

Ewan

Some steamy 13 year old squeker that likes to sell avon to you. He sometimes tries to get you in his white van saying that there is even more avon there, to then take you to his shed or basement. In there he will earrape you and feed you freshly hunted avon from the wilds, destroying many generations of avon families. Once he is done earraping the flap out of you he lets you watch some flapkuts also known as the humpback whale named steven. Steven is very ugly btw

1. Avon. 2. White van. 3. Blackout. 4. Complete earrape and more avon. 5. Some random things.
Ewan: i has avon for you in my white van.

You: no thx.
Ewan: GET IN THE VAN

by Advanced Derp May 9, 2017

Ewan

A tall man who likes to watch gay porn and has very small ears

Oh looks it's that Ewan

by Kickflip3 October 9, 2019

ewan lindsay

ewan lindsay has curly noodles in his hair

he acts fruity with troy xxxxxx

who’s that with troy

oh it’s ewan lindsay

by kristinexxxx November 1, 2021