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Ewan

by Daddy savage August 7, 2017
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Ewan Disease

That one time Ewan almost killed us in December after going to his barbecue
Person 1 - "Hey remember that one time we had Ewan disease"
Person 2 - "Oh yeah, that shit sucked"
by Cowan123 January 20, 2023
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Ewan

Best forex trader in the world.

Mr Racking

He is built different.
Omg there is Ewan the best forex trader alive!
by fuckitlollll November 23, 2021
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ewan barker

a type of dog

loves: la chona, mexicans and james charles
i have a ewan barker and they love daning to la chona
by vausey9 March 2, 2021
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Ewan

Some steamy 13 year old squeker that likes to sell avon to you. He sometimes tries to get you in his white van saying that there is even more avon there, to then take you to his shed or basement. In there he will earrape you and feed you freshly hunted avon from the wilds, destroying many generations of avon families. Once he is done earraping the flap out of you he lets you watch some flapkuts also known as the humpback whale named steven. Steven is very ugly btw
1. Avon. 2. White van. 3. Blackout. 4. Complete earrape and more avon. 5. Some random things.
Ewan: i has avon for you in my white van.

You: no thx.
Ewan: GET IN THE VAN
by Advanced Derp May 9, 2017
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Ewan

A tall man who likes to watch gay porn and has very small ears
Oh looks it's that Ewan
by Kickflip3 October 9, 2019
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ewan lindsay

ewan lindsay has curly noodles in his hair

he acts fruity with troy xxxxxx
who’s that with troy

oh it’s ewan lindsay
by kristinexxxx November 1, 2021
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