Blue haired boy of wonder, owns a dozen guitars and some sexy spice mix may end up destroying you in pokemon and pokemon has a tendency to calling people names if he knows theyve hurt someone he loves.
Ewan: Fajitas!
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Person 1: EWAN IS ARRIVING
Crowd: *takes off pants to jack off
Mutter in the crowd 1: I hope he's wearing a maid costume!
Mutter in the crowd 2: No he looks way more attractive wearing a furry costume!
Mutter in the crowd 3: I want him to be in a furry maid costume.....
Mutter in the crowd 4: I THINK HES GONNA STRIP!
Crowd: *takes off pants to jack off
Mutter in the crowd 1: I hope he's wearing a maid costume!
Mutter in the crowd 2: No he looks way more attractive wearing a furry costume!
Mutter in the crowd 3: I want him to be in a furry maid costume.....
Mutter in the crowd 4: I THINK HES GONNA STRIP!
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Get the ewan lindsay mug.Ewan is a bad at drinking and is a guy who always has a hangover. He is someone you can depend on to bring you nesquick. He has an excellent English accent and knows how to charm his girlfriend with it.
He is crazy about Mc Donalds and cant go a day without it although he says he can, speaking of not going a day without, Ewan has a choef wich he loves more than his girlfriend.
He is crazy about Mc Donalds and cant go a day without it although he says he can, speaking of not going a day without, Ewan has a choef wich he loves more than his girlfriend.
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