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evangelist 2.0 

1) Those who use the internet and similar forms of mass media to present their ideologies and similar, usually with the aim of conversion
2) Robotic evangelist, similar to the terminator but gives out leaflets pertaining to a certain ideology
1) The evangelist 2.0 religiously blogged to their flock
2) The evangelist 2.0 just destroyed my mailbox with pamphlets pertaining to his secrets to happiness
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Neon Genesis Evagelion

An anime by Gainax during the 90's that takes place in 2015. Massive beasts, called Angels, are trying to kill everyone and the only things that can stop them is Evangelions, or Evas.
Neon Genesis Evangelion has the hottest anime chick ever, Rei Ayanami.

Apple Evangelist

People who try to convert you to Apple products by going on and on and on and on about their i phone/pad/pod. Alright we all appreciate the amazing technology but please would you shut the fuck up already.
"My i-thing is sooooooo amazing, my i-things app/screen/resolution/speed is sooooooooo much better than anything you've ever seen. WHY don't YOU own one." - Apple Evangelist.

"I appreciate the technology is very good. But you are a posing wanker and I just want to smash your i-thing to pieces and watch you cry." - Non i-thing owner.
Apple Evangelist by CloudPixie August 10, 2012

evangalion 

An awesome anime that uses biomechs to fight weird monsters and creatures called angels.
It is friggin badass.
Eva 5: RRAWWWWR!!

Angel: *dead*

Me: WHOOOAAAAAAAAA!! EVANGALION IS AN AWESOME MOVIE!!!!
evangalion by OldManWillakers November 15, 2013

evangelistic 

To speak in a preacher tone of voice with pauses and enunciations to capture the interest of an audience.
Not to be confused with a developmental delay in speech, Dave Matthews has an evangelistic way of speaking that is both intriguing and captivating.
evangelistic by sunidei January 11, 2011

evangelline 

Evangelline, is a beautiful girl who is loved by lots. She goes through alot though behind her smile are a million tears. She has many struggles and goes through a lot, If your friends with an Evangelline keep her close because she will always be there for you, she helps others more than herself. You are very lucky if you have an Evangelline in your life.
There's Evangelline i hope she knows how special she is.
evangelline by Evangelline April 17, 2017

toxic evangelism 

n.

The preaching of fire-and-brimstone hatemongers that defile Christian kindness in their own self-righteousness. Their influence creates negative perceptions of modern Christian churches. This is due largely in part through the controversial and outspoken actions and opinions of a few congregations, such as the Westboro Baptist Church.
Bill- "Who was that crazy guy yelling at you in the park?"

Ted- "Some nutter telling me that my Jesus wasn't the right one to be putting faith in. He was trying to sell his toxic evangelism and some people actually were listening to him."

Bill- "Yikes, no wonder people aren't going to churches anymore."