Ethan

One who does not wear a shirt.

Someone who needs to be constantly reminded to wear a shirt.
I was so Braded last night I got Arieled by an Ethan who then Jaked me.
by TonyDungy January 18, 2011
Get the Ethan mug.

Ethan

A dude you should never let go of. Someone who will motivate you to be your best. Although he has an eager side to him, which could be good or bad, he's always has that goody-two-shoes side in him. His traits include: intelligent, handsome, charming, cute, HOT, musically talented, dorky, romantic, stubborn, and will always be a mama's boy. Never let a guy like him go; he will always be there to support you. Once he's out of your life, you'll feel as if you'll never live the same ever again.
"You dated Ethan?!"
"Yup. I still wish I was. He's great."
by Athena's photosynthesis thing December 06, 2015
Get the Ethan mug.

Ethan

A super cute guy that drives something like a Honda CRV. He gets really good grades and goes to a school for smart kids, like Ohio State. He's not into sports, but he is a runner. He has the best hair and impeccable fashion sense.
Carl: Man that dud is too fly. What's his name?

Cornelius: Oh, that's Ethan.
by Jimmy Falcone December 13, 2012
Get the Ethan mug.

Ethan

A person who thinks they always win when in reality they always lose.
Molly: “My March madness bracket is so fire!!”

Tim (behind her back): “nah her bracket is so Ethan”
by Linama April 08, 2019
Get the Ethan mug.

Ethan

Kinda cute, but takes stuff too far. People think hes gay, but he really isn't. Always coming up with weird conspiracy theory's.
Now Ethan thinks pajamas are Illuminati? WTF?
by FlyyGuyyJR June 17, 2017
Get the Ethan mug.

Ethan

Ethan is the most annoying person on this earth but has nice hair
Hey is that an Ethan?

No why?

Cuz he is annoying but has nice hair.
by This_is_blank_from_school June 04, 2019
Get the Ethan mug.

Ethan

Tough, strong, firm, and still comforting. Ethan is the funniest and sweetest guy you will ever meet. He can be hard to talk to sometimes, and very persuasive. Ethan is a great friend, but if you can get close, never let go. You will be more heartbroken than you could ever imagine. Ethan can be nerdy at times, but is cooler than most of the people you know. And he will always be there for you, taking things slow and respectful. Never let him go.
"Damn, you got an Ethan? Nice!"
"I have such bad luck with guys, I wish I could get an Ethan."
by Olivia Sheboe December 16, 2016
Get the Ethan mug.