1.a source of good laughter for all un-emo people. Especially while near/around obnoxiously emo people.
2.Great t-shirt idea and humorous joke for katezell and maddee
2.Great t-shirt idea and humorous joke for katezell and maddee
~"I hate emo wierdos"
~"You know what the emo emu says"
The emo emu says "If i had arms i'd cut myself"
~"You know what the emo emu says"
The emo emu says "If i had arms i'd cut myself"
by Maddee1208 July 23, 2007
Get the emo emu mug.A mascot/Hero that should be used for a number of things including Mcdonalds and KFC. It can be described as a quite small emu that when smells danger, it lifts it's head up and squawks and then runs off. Alert Emu cannot speak English but can talk other languages such as 'emuanon' (the language of the Emu's)
Person 1: omg they're trying to cheat me, They gave me a cheeseburger instead of a big mac!
Person 2:*Calls for Alert Emu*
Alert Emu: *Squawks, then runs off and talks to person serving at Mcdonalds to get a better deal*
Person 1: Thanks Alert Emu I Owe You one.
Person 2:*Calls for Alert Emu*
Alert Emu: *Squawks, then runs off and talks to person serving at Mcdonalds to get a better deal*
Person 1: Thanks Alert Emu I Owe You one.
by Daniel Morton May 11, 2006
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To repeatedly electrocute your penis into an erect state. May use a defibrillator, car battery or toaster.
If you are going to use a toaster, you must be submersed in an ice bath and then drop the plugged toaster in. This works by chilling your penis until it is numb and then Tazing Emu with your toaster. Example: I'm going to taz emu.
by Tanger_BAM October 8, 2010
Get the Tazing Emu mug.This counter strike to another victim is proceeded by inserting the male genitalia into the womens anal orphus in which you do you shall have some fesies left on ur shaft. Following that u should scatter feathers on your penal area and just as she goes to suck on your john thomas you quickly beat her face with your TALLYWACKER while pronouncing the mating call of the African Emu
by poop220 April 18, 2008
Get the Raging Emu mug.The gargling emu is a very complicated sexual maneuver. You need a bottle of windex, a sexual partner of the female gender, and a car. First you began ramming your partner in the vagina, then after lubricating it with your semen, you stick the head of the windex bottle into her cooter, and begin to squirt repeatedly. Then take one of her used tampons and proceed to eat it, after consumption, you will feel queasy, immediately lay your partner down on the driveway and run her over with your car, get out, and throw up on her, she will most likely be dead/unconcious. Then, go to the local Dairy Queen, eat a meal and after that, go to Wal-Mart and buy laxatives. Go to wear her body is, realease your squirty bowels all over her. Then if she is still alive, make her dinner, without taking a shower first.
Jeff: Karen, would you be delighted if I performed The Gargling Emu on you?
Karen: Jeff, that's all I ever wanted.
Jeff: Good, I ate 13 Chili-cheese-dogs.
Karen: Great! I'll get prepared for a real winner of a night!
Karen: Jeff, that's all I ever wanted.
Jeff: Good, I ate 13 Chili-cheese-dogs.
Karen: Great! I'll get prepared for a real winner of a night!
by aKidnappedFetus July 26, 2010
Get the The Gargling Emu mug.When you take a shit that is so long that after it hits the bottom of the toilet, it remains verticaly erect as you keep crapping. After a while your crap starts to warp. Ocassionally, if you are not lucky, the warp in the crap will happen right at the asshole, thus smearing crap all over your ass.
Dude, I had a gelatinous emu that made me wipe for an extra 5 minutes. I missed the end of Jesus Christ Superstar, the musical.
by Lou April 10, 2005
Get the gelatinous emu mug.On emu’s birthday everyone prays to emu and listens to her saying wonderhoy.
emu’s birthday is September 9th.
Mark your calendars.
emu’s birthday is September 9th.
Mark your calendars.
by Wonderhoy July 22, 2022
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