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a very deadly parasite
symptoms that you have this parasite consist of having no money, not being able to win in game pigeon, having your Spotify completely taken over, sharing gum, disgusting locker syndrome, missing children and random songs from "brandens happyplace" stuck in your head

if you're experiencing any of these symptoms leave before its too late or don't

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by Callingallmonsters January 30, 2023

Emuing

Being too smart

"omg that person got straight As"
"ikr, they must be emuing"

by LordSky June 12, 2022

Emu the bird

the fucking loser that plays blox fruits for a living, and acts like a fucking femboy

im a dumb piece of shit” emu the bird”

by OfficialAnt April 29, 2023

Emu-Heretic

A person who hates Emus so much that they want to kill them without mercy.

I hate emus so much! Call me an Emu-Heretic all you want. I shall not listen to you Chikobliyats!

by ThyGloriousEmu December 1, 2024

Emu Slap

To be slapped by a person recently tarred and feathered

Oi bro, you just got emu slapped!

by Defrag08 January 2, 2012

Emu

1. A large, flightless Australian bird that is similar to an ostrich.

2. A reference to an emo or gothic individual

1. "Wow I saw the biggest emu at the zoo today!", says Mark. "I hope it fucking pecks your eyes out", replies Sally.
2. "Gross, my school is just filled with emu fags" exclaimed Dan. "Probably cutting themselves to Blood on the Dance Floor right now" , Zach said disgusted.

by Sam Haynes September 1, 2016

Emu

The most efficient acronym for “email you” thus further propagating my laziness in typing.

She texts: What time do we land in St. Croix?
Me: Don’t know. I’ll emu my-tinerary.

by Cutternsanchez February 16, 2020