HAND EMPLOYMENT

To be given or to self fullfill the loss of a load via someone elses hand or your own. A number of lubes might be used to speed up the process such as: lotions, oils or POOP

Im too lazy to jerk off maybe you could use some hand employment while i flip chanels with the remote. But wait......... Try poop!

by SCOTT ` June 8, 2007

employee of the month

A guy's hand becomes the employee of the month when he breaks up with his girlfriend.

Guy: I just broke up with my girlfriend
Friend: How are you coping with the lack of sex?
Guy: I make use of the employee of the month (raises his hand)

by Dr.Pepper July 29, 2008

self-employed

To have pit stains

John didn't want to lift up his arms because he knew he was self-employed.

by cheesemcdeese November 3, 2011

Employer

An Employer is another word used for when calling somebody a boss. This word can be used to descride someone who is a boss (in the good way) or someone who is jus awsome.

"wow, Ryan your such an employer!!"

"Thanks Bro"

by ballinbeinme January 29, 2012

state employee

unemployed and receiving unemployment check from state, hence becoming a state employee

so, he's a state employee now, eh?

by mypseudonym34324 September 28, 2012

Super Employee

Someone who takes his/her job way too seriously

Someone who goes way too far with their job

They also can be referred to as an SE

If your reading this and you think its stupid, then you might be a Super Employee

Bryan: You hear that Richard stayed after work for 2 hours last night just to clean, and didn't get paid for it

Bob: No I didn't hear that, but i can totally believe it, because he is a Super Employee

by Big Benis August 23, 2008

Non-Employee

Collects the pay check but avoids doing any actual work.

Jody is a first class non-employee. We’ve yet to see her execute a single task save for picking up her paycheck from her mail slot.

by The Terminolojest August 17, 2019