Empty Bag

Meaning to kick someone so hard in the balls, that they disappear into thin air. Hence, you will not have them anymore, they will be gone or empty.

Girl: If you don't shut up I'll give YOU an empty bag!
Boy: Do what?
Girl: Yeah! It's a thinker, but you don't want it to happen!

by A t.v. show watcher. August 19, 2011

emptyv

void of any substance, like slipping into a comma.

last night i was watching mtv and it felt like my mind was going emptyv.

by That Bum June 13, 2005

empty one's sack

The act of eking one's seed out from the testes. Ejaculating. Spunking up a storm in a lady's teacup. Cleaning one's pipes.

Farquar's hand was a blur as he frantically, desperately reached the point of no return. "By Jove, I think it is time to empty one's sack" he ejaculated, plum firmly in his mouth, and with a gruff grunt of pleasure, he emptied his sack onto the shiny, firm booty that was splayed before him.

by Duncolini January 14, 2008

empty bed syndrome

Feeling lonely when you're used to sleeping next to somebody but now you have to sleep alone.

Arturo broke up with his girlfriend and now at night he suffers from an acute case of empty bed syndrome.

by misskiki February 19, 2009

Empty pillow case

A description to use when explaining the incomprehensible size of a womans sex organ.

Rod: So go on what was she like.
Tim: Rod, that old bitches snatch was the size of an empty pillow case.

by MickLinge April 2, 2006

emphasite

A distant friend with whom one feels a constant and guided company in their day-to-day activities. This companionship is tangible and complete, independent of distance (be it physical or emotional) that may exist between emphasite and host.

An emphasite is a dear friend that will always live just under your skin.

Jiminy Cricket would always be an Pinocchio's emphasite, no matter how far apart their lives may take them.

by Erik Rieger December 12, 2008

smile empty soul

They're a really good band with valid points.

Their concert ROCKED!

by PretentiousLies August 29, 2003